Last night, while I was fiddling around waiting for “Justified” to start, I was watching Anderson Cooper because he has dreamy eyes. I got so lost in them that I forgot to change the channel when Piers Morgan came on and began interviewing one of his biggest competitors for the title of worst human being on the face of the Earth: Rosie O’Donnell. By the time I snapped out of my Anderson Cooper trance, Rosie and Piers were talking about closeted gays, which is when Rosie O’Donnell came to Tom Cruise’s defense.
I’ve been around Tom Cruise a LOT. Tom Cruise drives race cars. I do not think Tom Cruise is gay.
Oh, well, there you go! Tom Cruise drives race cars. Mystery solved. THERE’S NO WAY HE CAN BE GAY.
Look: I don’t care if Tom Cruise is gay or not. I happen to like his movies. Crazy religion notwithstanding, the fact that he did his own stunts in Ghost Protocol buys him my respect. The guy’s got balls of steel, and I don’t care where he dips them. But that statement from O’Donnell? That’s one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard uttered by a human being. What? You can’t be gay because you drive race cars? I think Evan Darling might take issue with that, Rosie. You’re the last person who should be making assumptions about a person’s sexuality based upon his or her hobbies.
Now, please: Go back to doing what you do best, Rosie, which is to stay the hell off of our television screens.
(Source: Buzzfeed)
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Tom Cruise drives race cars.
So does Danica Patrick and she loves dick.
+1
I hate to thread hijack, but I have an unrelated question.
Does anyone else think “Race Carr” is a great name for a gay porn star?
Oh here we go, somebody always has to play the Race Carrd.
Dick Trickle: NASCAR driver or gay porn star?
Mimi Rogers gets paid not to mention that sex isn’t one of Tommie’s favorite hobbies. So there’s always that.
Remember when Rosie O’Donnel had a fake crush on Tom Cruise even though she is a raging fat dyke and as it turns out he is super duper gay? That was weird.
To be fair, you can have crushes on people that don’t fit your sexual preference. Well, maybe *you* don’t.
Tom Cruise watches gladiator movies. I do not think Tom Cruise is gay.
You ever seen a grown man naked?
A perfect example that shows that Lesbians have no freaking idea how the Gay Man’s mind works (and vice versa). They’re polar opposites, like the Odd Couple only with more scissoring.
I know working on Piers Morgan’s show must suck ordinarily but, Jesus, I can’t imagine how much it must have sucked during this interview.
The Fast and the FAAAAABULOUS
HAHA
Gays of Thunder
BOOM
Cole Trickle? More like Hole Tickler.
If anyone is an authority on who is gay and who is not gay it’s a formerly closeted homosexual.
Oh yeah, and screw you Piers Morgan. You are all that is ruining the reputation of cable news.
Can’t be gay. He was in Top Gun, one of the manliest movies ever, featuring many manly men walking around shirtless, wearing towels, and oiling each other up on the beach.
Seriously? You really believe that he did that stunt? or for that matter “ALL” of his own stunts? No chance in hell. No insurance company in the world would insure that film. Just because he took a picture on the top of the tower and says so, doesn’t mean he did it.
Perhaps you missed this behind-the-scenes video. Apparently, he did find an insurance company:
[www.pajiba.com]
I’ve been around Rosie O’Donnell a LOT. Rosie O’Donnell kills hammerhead sharks. I do not think Rosie O’Donnell is gay.
I’d respect Tom Cruise a lot more if he piped up and said “Fuck you Rosie. I don’t need encouraging words from an endangered shark killer. Unless you ate the whole thing yourself, which must be respected as the circle of life.”
Tom Cruise climbing a loooong cylindrical object with a harness and filmed it? I respect that.
charlie potatoes was here.