Last year, Jennifer Love Hewitt starred in a heinous Lifetime movie called The Client List which was described by one critic as “redneck Mad-Libs on acid,” while Hewitt was also criticized for a performance that included only three expressions: 1) Crying, 2) Before Crying, and 3) a look that suggested she was pooping in her garters (naturally, she was nominated for a Golden Globe).
For reasons that only degenerate TV executives can explain, Lifetime has decided to turn the film into a series. It’s about a mother who turns to prostitution to support her family, so it’s basically “Weeds” for people who don’t care for decent writing, storytelling, or character development, but who enjoy looking at Jennifer Love Hewitt’s boobs.
Ahead of its release, J-Lo-Ho debuted this nifty little advert, in which she engages in a lengthy strip-tease. I still have no desire to see the show, but I’ve watched the video six times now. I can say without a doubt that it’s the best work of J-Lo-Ho’s career.
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Is it really a strip-tease if she never actually takes off any clothes?
Technically, that was a striptease-tease.
Yeah, more stripping and less teasing please.
God dammit, this was the TV blogger equivalent of sites like Egotastic tricking you into checking out nip-slips that are basically just shadows.
Warming Glow = Deceitful.
That video would have been much better without all those shirtless dudes.
…so it’s basically “Weeds” for people who don’t care for decent writing, storytelling, or character development…
Weeds has none of those things, Dustin. Weeds is, and always has been, absolutely awful. The only mildly redeeming thing about that show is the tits.
For two and a half seasons, it was a great show. And the last episode of the most recent season was good. Everything in between, yes: It drank donkey semen.
What Dustin said. The first couple seasons were at worst entertaining and at best actually good.
As soon as they left their house, that show went directly into the crapper. The should have actually jumped a shark on their way out of the suburb.
It could also be described as Hung with a chick instead of Tom Jane
This is not a striptease. Also, where’s the incest? Good tv shows have incest in them these days.
Will not watch.
double truth bomb
Didn’t she “used” to claim to be a singer…?
Beats me, I watched it like I always do, with the volume turned off.
Still……I’ll watch any show with big tits……(wink wink 2 Broke Girls)…
that show is torturing, its all KAT DENNINGS TITS BUT NO TITS
On the bright side, the idea that they were willing to make “The Client List” into a series leaves the door wide open for an “Untouchable” series.
Why wasn’t L-Lo-Ho not included on the “never gonna give up goods” list, she’s been milking those funbags for far too long.
I’ll watch this but I’ll hope nobody else does, maybe a spectacular failure or two will convince her a tasteful Playboy spread is a good idea.
Unfortunately, people keep paying her to be in things and apparently she has no vices. Lame.
This is gonna get watched so hard.
Anybody know where I can get some GIFs of her in “Heartbreakers?” Uh…some “stranger” wants to know.
*begins sitting on right hand*
don’t worry bro, saint google got your back
2/10
Since it’s on Lifetime, I can probably not get in trouble from the wife for watching this. I’m in.
The lengths that some women will go just to try and get a boyfriend.
So, a show about a big tittied girl being a prostitute that will show no nudity. This sounds very mean spirited and cruel.
How did we somehow trick Lifetime into thinking like we do? Not that I’m complaining. If I were to rank channels by the likelihood of using slutty images for ratings, Lifetime would be at the bottom. At the top, of course, would be The History Channel.
hey big spender
dig this blender
rainbow suspender!
I can masturbate to this, but I won’t be happy about it.
Is age beginning to creep up on her or is she just hungry?
actually off screen she looks 50
So it’s like The Ghost Whisperer.
Without the ghosts and less whispering.
Coincidentally though, almost exactly as much CBS. If in spirit if not actual branding.
actually prefer ghost whisperer’s “I’m patricia arquette but I show my tits”
Oh that’s right, she tried to sing once.
She was a singer, and one of her albums was called “Bangin’.” But for some reason, that’s not the name of this show.
TV magic removed the cottage cheese from her thighs.
and her ass…
No, I think that was just the long shirt.
Who am I kidding? I’d bang her until she had carpet burns on her chin and started blacking out her memories of it.
So, Britney Spears’ eventual life? Even the trailer was a cover of one of her videos.