“Eastbound & Down” returns on February 19, and as part of the run-up to the premiere, HBO has released this teaser trailer. It features pretty much everything you’d expect: Kenny Powers saying ridiculous things in front of children, Kenny Powers in a ridiculous costume, Kenny Powers shotgunning beers, Kenny and Stevie high-fiving, and April (CON BAMBINO!) making the “Dammit, Kenny” face. Basically, it’s everything you love about the show boiled down into a 30 second clip. I love it dearly.
One notable change in this upcoming season (outside of his new baseball team, the Myrtle Beach Mermen) appears to be Kenny’s choice of water-based recreational activity. It looks like he has traded in his jetski for a boogie board emblazoned with a giant Confederate flag. On the scale of The Most Kenny Powers Thing Possible, this is about a 7.
The scale only goes to 5.
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A giant confederate flag…. and a marijuana leaf.
Down South, we call that the Stonewall Jackson.
I met the news that the cameo appearance of April’s tits were stunt-tits with shame and wankless abandon.
Kenny Powers in Myrtle Beach is just beyond perfect. It’s like 90% strip clubs and Wings stores, y’all.
The other 10% is mini golf.
Oh, and don’t forget Tar Baby’s. Good old Tar Baby’s. Jesus Christ, Tar Baby’s. We get that it’s a possibly harmless Br’er Rabbit reference, but, y’know, “racism.”
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Anyway, so glad he’s out of Mexico. Kenny Powers can only thrive in America, where co-stars, passersby, and victims can grasp every inch of how horrendously ridiculous he is.
I went there when I was little and the mini golf is off tha hook!
I hear that Wings/Waves/Dolphins is going out of business and there are some mean sales to be had.
And everything is bathed in a rainbow of neon.
It’s like a gay pride parade spontaneously exploded. Or was intentionally destroyed, I guess, since we’re talking about South Carolina.
Kenny Powers is all that is man.
Here he comes: Kenny Fuckin Powers
The Man With the Golden Dick.
Ron Swanson vs. Kenny Powers in the Thunderdome. Who ya got?
This is just what Otto needs to get over the shocking firing of Todd Haley.
It’s been a rough couple of years. First we lost Jared Allen’s mullet, then Todd Haley’s Camaro.
But yeah, now that K-Powers is back in action, we are LUBED UP and ready to roll.
As a Giants fan, seeing Kenny Powers pitch makes me miss Rod Beck.
Was that Jason Sudekis at 0:11? I believe it was.
Jason Sudekis and Kenny Powers on the same team? Is it God’s team?
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