
I know Vince at FilmDrunk speaks of her frequently, but I’m not sure how often Matt used to write about Nikki Finke, the “TOLDJA” Lady over at Deadline.com. She’s like this old cat-lady who never leaves her house and yet somehow manages to out-scoop the rest of Internet civilization, often by berating television and movie executives or threatening to break their pacts with the devil. For this reason, I like to refer to her as Satan’s Desiccated Vagina.
Anyway, it has come to the attention of one of Finke’s underlings that NBC is planning a spin-off of “The Office” for mid-season 2013 that would revolve around Rainn Wilson’s character, Dwight Schrute.
No deals have been closed yet but I’ve learned that the proposed spinoff is a family comedy, which was the brainchild of Wilson and “The Office” executive producer/showrunner Paul Lieberstein. It will have Dwight (Wilson) living at the Schrute family beet farm and bed & breakfast, which have been featured on the show several times, including in an episode where Jim and Pam visited Dwight there. The potential spinoff will be introduced in an Office episode later this season set at Schrute Farms. “Paul and Rainn have been joking for years about Dwight’s life on the farm, his family and how ill-suited he is to run a B&B,” a source close to The Office said. “A while ago, it started to feel like a show to them. NBC agreed, it’s been further developed to include multiple generations, many cousins and neighbors.
It sounds like a terrible idea, not just because “The Office” — which will enter its 9th season next year, has already outstayed its welcome — but because the episodes that take place on the Pennsyltucky farm tend to be some of the weaker episodes. However, if they were to combine it with a spin-off of the “Home” episode of “The X-Files,” in which inbred’s inbred’s inbreds hide under the floorboards of Schrute Farm and pick of various members of the Schrute Family “American Horror Story” style, I would definitely throw my support behind it.

It should be noted, however, that despite the fact that this come from one the assistants of Satan’s Desiccated Vagina, it’s not official and, in fact, Rainn Wilson himself suggested in a Tweet yesterday that we should not “believe everything you read in the press, ok? However, it’s hard to distrust Satan’s Desiccated Vagina because she’s been known to throw her weight around and make projects happen just so her scoops turn out correct.
(Source: Deadline)



This will be f*cking terrible
I liked this better when it was called Newheart.
Newhart, fuck my dysfunctional fingers.
I was thinking Fawlty towers myself.
You mean a person who doesn’t leave the house and is on the internet all day knows things? THATS FUCKING CRAZY DUSTIN
Get back to me when they put a camera on Creed hitchhiking to Burning Man. Or almost anything else but this.
Love the reference to “Home” – one of the best x-files episodes ever.
Disagree with most here – this season of the office has been solid and funnier than shows like Modern Fam and P&R (all in all) this season. And the episodes on Schrute Farms are the weaker ones? You must have missed Garden Party.
Nonetheless agreed on the main point – the spinoff would be terrible. Unless Michael Schur came to write and play Mose full time, there’s just no way it wouldn’t fall apart in the first season.
NO. Keep Mose involved w/ P&R.
And I thought Finke’s thing was TOLDJA!? I have no first-hand knowledge, that’s just what Vince always posts.
You’re absolutely right, Junker23. I got her confused with Palin momentarily. Noted and corrected.
It can’t be much worse than prior seasons of The Office……or maybe it can…
Nikki Finke is a fat girl’s name.
/Bender’d
//Breakfast Club Bender, not Futurama Bender
///They’re both great, though.
Oh, NBC. Did we learn NOTHING from “Joey?”
Perhaps they’re overlooking the horrible mistake that was Joey in hopes for a Frasier.
Either way, Dwight is better as a sub character rather than someone i’d like to see made into a spinoff
Schur as Mose is the only funny thing about the Farm. And why would he leave P/R when he runs the damn show?
The name of the family living under floorboards on the X-Files?
The Peacocks.
Natch’
I might watch it if it’s done as a period piece referencing the Civil War-era Shrute Farms mentioned in the Gettysburg episode.
The funniest episode of The Office is the one where Michael takes a second job and Jim/Pam stay at the bed and breakfast. As for this spin-off idea, it is something I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy. And that includes you.