After breaking the story that NBC was planning to air an episode of “Fear Factor” that featured contestants chugging a glass of donkey semen, TMZ is now reporting that NBC has pulled the episode:
But the NBC website no longer lists that episode as airing [tonight] … and instead lists a repeat of an episode entitled “Snake Bite” — which first aired on January 2.
We also checked two channel guides — one in LA and one in NYC — and both now list the repeat instead of the one with the donkey semen stunt. Additionally, promos for the episode are no longer posted anywhere on the Internet. [TMZ]
So, wait… if they’re pulling all the donkey semen off the air, why didn’t they cancel “Whitney”?
[takes victory lap as streamers and confetti fall from the sky]
In all honesty, I don’t want to talk about this. Not even a little bit. The only way to cover this story is to either discuss the merits of drinking donkey semen on television, or praise TMZ for raising awareness of it, and both of those options are revolting to me. It’s like my own personal episode of “Fear Factor.” Nope. This simply will not do.
Instead, here is a video of baby bulldogs learning how to walk. Let us never speak of this whole sordid ordeal again.
Bulldogs via Buzzfeed
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No donkey semen episode of Fear Factor? COME ON!
That is a palate cleanser. That being said, nothing that adorable should in anyway be associated with anything that has term “donkey semen” in it. Ever.
Donkey Semen > Keenan Thompson
For shame NBC, for shame.
Donkey Semen > That Chelsea Handler Show
So some fame-hungry dipshit eating donkey semen to get on TV is ok, but Fear Factor isn’t?
Good call NBC, but no worse than the pic of Christina Aguilera from earlier today.
Oh this was a real thing? I thought you were just trying to make an analogy of what NBC is trying to do to America by keeping Whitney on air and Community off.
Pictured: Joe Rogan’s tribute to Ned Stark.
They’re going to make the affiliates beg for that donkey semen. It’s how we got Leno.
As many abortions as we’ve seen on NBC, it’s not surprising that their favored method of blocking donkey semen is pulling it out.
What’s the big deal? We’ve all probably drank donkey semen in our lives before. It’s the main ingredient in Natty Ice.
*whispered conversation*
Ahem. My avatar seems to think that there will be donkey yanking and would like to volunteer.
*more whispers*
EEEAAWWW!
That is all.
So those people drank donkey semen for nothing?
What do you mean, not for nothing? They won the challenge (and the money) AND no one will ever see it. It’s win win. They have their donkey semen and get it eat it, too.
Hell, how do you think the guy that jacked off the donkey feels?
Not as bad as he did when they told him he could have used his hands.
Most game shows have it written into the players’ agreements that if the show don’t air, you don’t get yer money. So whether this is the case in donkeysemengate or not, I will choose to believe that, yes, they quaffed donkey semen for NOTHING. Except whatever vitamins are contained in said donkey semen (vitamin HAWWWWWW).
No no no, Fatso…..they did it for “Art”.
Looks like NBC has to swallow their losses on this one.
That’s a huge load off the shoulders of all the NBC executives.
Pulling it out was a hard decision, but the time to fret over it came and went.
Alternate title: Now you semen, now you don’t.
even donkeys dont drink donkey jizz. WINNING
No harm, no foul. I still live close enough to West Virginia to check this out any day of the week without commercials.
Also it’s a good day when you get a Whitney semen joke.
I believe it’s called a Whitney Cummings joke.
I hope in the Fear Factor contract it states you do not receive any prize money until after the episode airs. Just as a final load to the face of the filthy fame whores who drank donkey pisscum.
“They” ALWAYS claim they will swallow……then you get spit…..
It’s a shame; this was supposed to be Eeyore’s big comeback.
THEY’RE BABIES, BUT THEY LOOK LIKE OLD MEN!
Trebek laughs last again. And America weeps.