In this interview with Dan Le Batard, “Wheel of Fortune” host Pat Sajak talks about how he and Vanna White used to get dumptrucked on margaritas between tapings of the show, and how it resulted in him having trouble recognizing the alphabet. This brings up three (3) important points:
1) Do you guys think Pat and Vanna ever… you know… [makes circle with fingers, violently jams index finger in and out of circle for a very uncomfortable amount of time]? I bet they did.
2) Pat Sajak is kind of a creep. Watch him on the show sometime. If there’s a cute female contestant up there, you can GUARANTEE that Pat will be all hands and eyes anytime he’s within four feet of her. I’ve said all this before, but he seems like the kind of guy who knows his way around the bushes outside the homes of the pretty ladies in his neighborhood.
3) There was a lady on the show last night who had the puzzle solved but mispronounced “picturesque” as “picture-SKAY,” and it cost her a trip to Hawaii. Admittedly, this has very little to do with the clip in this post. But still… sheesh.
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Also, I’m sure Richard Dawson hosted Family Feud drunk on several occasions.
I heard he hosted it sober on several occasions.
Bloody oath!
This is the second best thing I’ve ever seen involving Wheel of Fortune.
This is the first. [www.youtube.com]
NAGGERS!!
I like to imagine that Sajak made a move on Vanna, got shot down and then that “Bankrupt” slide whistle played somewhere in the background.
The people who invented the Wheel of Fortune audition process must be drunk and yes this is just me being bitter.
it cost her a trip to Hawaii.
Or as she called it, “Highway.”
well done, sir.
* golfclap *
+1
I thank you for the introduction to Papi Le Betard.
Picture-skay lady also had no concept how to buy letters, blowing a chance to buy 3 R’s for $3,500 each in a puzzle. And LaBarron, on her left, was not much better, just being a serial vowel buyer. (I have no life.)
There’s always sexual tension between host and co-host. Pat & Vanna, Ben Stein & Jimmy Kimmel, Kari Wuhrer/Ken Ober/ AND Colin Quinn.
Kari Wuhrer! Man, now that’s a good wank down memory lane.
Bill Cullen and a potato.
The rive blog and mediators.
*rive brog
Burnsy is always hitting on me
Anyone seen this evidence?
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he’s clearly going to town on a bottle of red wine in-between commercials.
I like to imagine Pat as Bob Costas’ older, cooler, drunker brother who does nothing but tell all of Bob’s famous friends about the time he caught him masturbating to I Love Lucy and then laughs in his face before giving him a noogie.
[www.bartcopnation.com]