Ron and Tammy II Sing a Country Song About Dragons In the Morning Links

In the latest chapter of Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally Make All Other Marriages Look Like Sh*t by Comparison, the couple performed in a College Humor music video called “Wings of a Dragon.” It’s a love story as old as time: he’s a paleontologist who’s obsessed with fossils, facts, and carbon dating, and she’s a Bible-thumping creationist who thinks we should combine the Bible and the Bill of Rights. Together, they’re in love. And Ron Swanson dresses up as Jesus. And dances.

30 One-Hit Wonders Who Deserve Their Own TV Shows — This might be one of my favorite things ever. I would have added the soon-to-be-hit TV show “Braceman,” in which the lead singer of Babylon Zoo begins his second career as an orthodontist. (Uproxx)

UPROXX “Archer” Live Blog: “El Contador” — Naked Cheryl on a toilet dropping her bra into lava might be the hottest thing ever. Both literally and figuratively. (Sorry.) (Uproxx)

RIAA-Ruined Rap: The 20 Worst Platinum Hip-Hop Albums of All Time — I’m one of the four million people who bought Willennium. I regret nothing. It’s like every day is the first day of the Will2K! (Smoking Section)

Dirk Nowitzki Should Just Announce Everything — Start typing Dirk into Google, and the first suggestion is Nowitzki, followed by Diggler. But does the German Wunderkind have a bigger penis? Probably. (With Leather)

Five Reasons the XBox 720 Should Embrace Used Games — Thinking ahead, what won’t the XBox 1,440 be able to do? (Gamma Squad)

What to Expect When You’re Expecting is Dr. Pepper 10 for Chicks — Who knew Brooklyn Decker was such a Fat Joe fan? Always leaning back, that one. Little known fact: the pregnancy bump is played by a mo-cap Andy Serkis. (Film Drunk)

The 53 Most Ridiculous Outfits From Paris Fashion Week — The cut-off gym shorts on #27 are particularly flattering, especially when paired with The Nipples, as the fashion world says. (BuzzFeed)

Adult Swim Interview: Penthouse Pet Ryan Keely Loves Gory Comics — Ryan Keely was nominated for an 2011 AVN Award for “Best All-Girl Couples Sex Scene” from Women Seeking Women 63. But you already knew that. Plus, #63 wasn’t nearly as good as #37. Now THAT had some women seeking women. (Adult Swim)

11 Signs That Pat Sajak Is Always Drunk — #5. He appeared on “The Bonnie Hunt Show.” (The FW)

Eating Only Chicken Nuggets for 15 Years Lands British Girl in the Hospital — I really hope she didn’t see that pink goo photo that’s been making the rounds on the Interwebs. It ain’t strawberry ice cream. (Bro Bible)

21 Pics of Andy Serkis Looking Like a Jagoff — Only 21? (Screen Junkies)

How Evangeline Lilly and Her Hot Ass Plan to Ruin The Hobbit — You lost me after “hot ass.” (Pajiba)

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