Look: I watch Rachel Bilson’s “Hart of Dixie,” but that shouldn’t be taken as an endorsement. I watch everything. “Hart of Dixie” is … cute. Inoffensive. And Rachel Bilson wears a lot of revealing outfits. There are worse ways to spend 42 minutes. Ratings have not been huge, even by CW standards, so ahead of the winter premiere, Bilson is pulling a Natalie Portman and has taken to profanity-fueled rapping.
I’m not saying it’s going to rock your world, but she looks nice in a short skirt, she pokes fun at her resemblance to Mila Kunis, refers to herself as Summer Roberts, and she takes a dig at Mischa Barton. Plus, for the ladies: “Friday Night Lights” Jason Street washes a car … with his body.
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Summer > Anna. ALL DAY LONG.
Summer > Captain Oats > Everything
I once fell in love with a woman solely because she reminded me of Summer. Nobody wants to fuck an Anna.
It’s fucking ridiculous the lack of respect Samaire Armstrong’s pants tightening body is getting from you deluded fools.
Yes, Summer is hotter but it’s like saying the Goddess Aphrodite is more attractive than Cindy Crawford. One is hotter, but neither one is unfuckable.
“she looks nice in a short skirt”
Yes, yes she does. She also looks nice in those short shorts.
She’d look good in a burkha, though I’m glad she doesn’t try to prove that theory.
You know that feeling when you become so embarrassed for someone else that you yourself become riddled with shame? Got a bad case of that going on. In fact, never had this bad a case with my pants still on. Yikes.
Jason Street is doing pretty good for a guy whose legs don’t work.
Jackie Burkhart > Summer Sanders. And it isn’t even close.
Ryan Atwoods furrowed brow > Jackie Burkhart > Summer Sanders
I stopped watching Hart of Dixie because of the annoying southern accent (there’s already True Blood for that), but I do miss a sweaty Rachel Bilson in short shorts, aaaah, I do….
It’s not as bad as Ann Hathaway rapping on Conan, but this is just awful. No worse than what’s on the radio, though, I suppose.
Thanks for reminding me of the Anne Hathaway disaster.
LITERALLY better than 50% of the rap on radio right now. Summer murdered this shit