
One of the great things about the Internet is its ability to give readers, bloggers, critics, commenters, Facebookers and Tweeters alike a place to complain. Most of our real worlds are vastly different from our Internet worlds: The guy who sits in the cubicle next to you probably goes on about “Jersey Shore” while the woman who lives across the hall won’t shut up about “Real Housewives.” Your family members probably have never heard of “Community” or “Shameless” or “Game of Thrones” or “Justified,” so we turn to the Internet to vent. It’s harmless b*tchery, but it’s nice to be around others who have at least seen the same television shows, if not share similar opinions.
“The Walking Dead” is one of those shows many of us LOVE to complain about and for good reason: It’s slow, the acting is wooden, and the character development is poor. But that doesn’t mean we’re going to stop watching it. What would we have to complain about otherwise?
Our frustrations with “The Walking Dead” unite us.
AMC has released both a trailer for the second half of the second season of “The Walking Dead” and the first three-and-a-half minutes of the first episode back. If there’s one thing that both clips have going for them it’s that zombies are front-and-center, and really, that’s why most of us watch. Not to see Rick walk through the forest or Shane complain. If the story and the characters were stronger, I’d be more interested in the way the plot unfolds. But it’s not, so for me, it’s mostly about the kills. This is one show where the heavy hand of a showrunner like Ryan Murphy might actually benefit the series: He’d throw everything and everyone at the screen, and they’d all get axes in their heads in quick succession.
The zombies are not the problem with “The Walking Dead.” It’s everything else. But as long as there are others to commiserate with, I”ll watch until the bitter end.
Here’s the trailer.
Here’s the first three and a half minutes.



See, I’ve already given this baby the “Lost” Treatment (Off Netflix, gone from my landlady’s TiVo).
The vacant-eyed zombie chick with the stringy hair is FOUL. But enough about Andrea…
I don’t feel good admitting it but I I watch Walking Dead for no other reason than to read the various take-downs of the writing/acting/plotting the next day. There’s a guy on videogum who basically gives it Big Daddy Drew / FJM treatment, including LOL-gifs; his work alone makes the show worth watching.
That guy on Vidoegum is a god. I never realized how terrible this show is, or how easily it could be turned into a gory comedy until seeing his summaries.
Videogum is the best. But Walking Dead has become the new last season of lost for me. I watch it just to keep up with the parodies
I definitely don’t have to watch Top Chef to enjoy the Videogum recaps but watching Walking Dead still seems sort of required. Not sure if that’s a testament to Walking Dead or not though.
I think most of the characters are vacant enough to qualify towards that zombie quota.
The new showrunner needs to make regular guest roles in this series for horrible celebrities who could come on and fill the role of a zombie to be decapitated this week. I would ADORE a chance to see Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber get domed with a fire axe, and I’m not the only one.
Walking Dead is the equivalent to a hot girl asking you to join her in the threesome, then after you agree she points out that the third person is a guy. The idea sounded great at first, but after finding out what it really is you can’t help but to be disappointed.
OK. I put on a few pounds! Leave it alone for chrissakes.
I would to see at least 4 of those non zombie characters killed off. Five if I’m wrong that the Amy character already ate it.
It got interesting in the final scene where it left off. Now it’s uninteresting again.
Promos and teasers, how do they work?
I thought the whole point of showing the first few minutes of a show is to lure people in to watch the rest of it. If I hadn’t already been watching this show those 3 1/2 minutes didn’t do shit to make me want to watch.
Zombie Bill Murray or GTFO.
Bill Murray isn’t exactly the type of celebrity I had in mind, but I like where you took it. You’re on the trolley.
thank you for that. watching Zombieland tonight now.
I think those Frank Darabont tid bits sort of ruined this for me now. After literally spending the first half of the season in the woods looking for that girl, the possible alternate road the series could’ve took just looks so much better.
They have to get off of this farm soon. The show can’t make it.
In the second half of the season the group moves on from the barn to a Wicker Emporium. Non-hilarity ensues.