It took Cathy, who hails from Las Vegas, six surgeries to achieve her size-36K breasts. To quote YouTube user icemanimal, “Tig old bitties.” Indeed. In a recent episode of truTV’s “Full Throttle Saloon,” about the world’s largest biker bar in South Dakota, she began working with Jesse James Dupree, lead singer of Southern metal band Jackyl whose one minor hit, “The Lumberjack,” featured a CHAINSAW solo, to promote his whiskey.
Cathy’s freak-of-nature boobs are the most respectable part of that paragraph. I mean, South Dakota? Ew.
I’m 90% sure they’re just skin-colored bowling balls.(Via The Soup)
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Her supporting cast there look to be working on upgrades themselves.
She would have been better served stopping at five breast enhancements and using that sixth appointment on her face.
I was going to ask how you find clothes that fit when your boobs are so unnaturally large, but she doesn’t seem very concerned about that.
Nor am I.
She seems to have no problem finding pants, what more does she really need?
Hey lay off South Dakota I mean its not like we are North Dakota.
That’s what East Pakistan said about West Pakistan, turns out they were right
no kidding. Have you people been to North Dakota. Of course you haven’t…
“36K, this is not natural”
Thanks for clearing that up. Seriously, those are fucking gross.
Yeah. Gross…and yet…
That’s coming from a guy who’s mother had two rows of floppy teats, seriously dawg!
Good thing I’m an ass man. Yeesh.
They have implants for that too now.
If only Padma would get 36K breasts she wouldn’t have to worry about anyone ever looking her in the eyes again.
No one looks her in the eyes now.
Look, I’m gonna say this without any irony or shame. I know that in order to get picture/gif posting privileges this isn’t the kind of contribution I’m supposed to be making but…
I would hit that. I don’t know why.
I would also hit it. With a shovel. Repeatedly. Until I could be sure it stopped moving. But hey, different strokes, right? For example, I would do Dana Plato; always been a corpse-man. Gonna stop talking now.
“Cathy’s freak-of-nature boobs”
Sorry to nit pick, but not so much freak-of-”nature” at all.
Yup, ridiculously oversized boobs are just disturbing.
Unless their on comic book characters or Asians.
There should be a contest on what is bigger, that guys gut or her breasts. None of them make me feel very highly about the whole thing.
God bless ‘merica!
Really, saying “cheese” instead of “titties” whilst getting your pic taken next to the two biggest boobs to hit SD until the Republican Primary in June, really?!
BoooooooooooooooooooooooOooooooOoOoooOooooOo0000000OooOo
OooooooOoooOoooooooo000000000000000ooooooooOoobz
I genuinely surprised that at no point in this video did Cathy stand with a two-by-four slung over her shoulder.
Why is it that woman who get ridiculous implants always look so busted?