Archer (FX) – Over at the Uproxx mothership, we’ll be helping live blog tonight’s season three premiere, “The Man from Jupiter,” with Burnsy, Maske, and other special guests, perhaps? Excitement! Link here, and be there at 10 p.m. EST. I’m so excited that for tonight and tonight only: GUMMI BEARS ALL AROUND!
The rest of tonight’s programming – with some GIF assistance – after the jump.
American Idol (FOX) – I keep requesting, they keep not singing it:
30 Rock/Parks and Recreation/The Office/Up All Night (NBC) – I just want to GORGE on these shows (even “The Office,” which had its strongest episode of the season last week):
World’s Strongest Toddler (Discovery Fit & Health) – “Most Bad Ass,” too:
Unsupervised (FX) – Series premiere (post-“Archer”), about two teenagers getting by without parental supervision. Three “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” writers created it; Mac, Charlie, and Dennis, as well as Adam Reed (“Archer” creator), are producing it; and Kristen Bell, among others, does voice work. It’s at least worth a shot. But after so much quality TV, you might need a pick-me-up:
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Kathy Griffin on Letterman; Wanda Sykes and Mark Cuban on Leno; Tom Arnold on Kimmel; Steven Wright on Ferguson; Ewan McGregor on Fallon; Gina Carano on Conan; Elizabeth Banks on Stewart; and Carrie Rebora Barratt on Colbert.
And here’s some awesome “Archer” cosplay, as Krieger and his Virtual Girlfriend:
I want more like this!
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