Below, I have posted a clip of Wil Wheaton, tech writer and former “Star Trek: The Next Generation” actor, discussing the Kardashians as part of a panel with Chris Hardwick. Money quote:
“Why do I try so hard to create art? Why do I try so hard to add value to the world when I could just be a dumb, worthless piece of sh-t, and a multi, multi, multi-millionaire? It’s awful. It’s horrible. That is the most depressing thing. The Kardashians are more depressing to me than Hitler.”
Judges?
So, to summarize: Wil Wheaton > Everyone else > Hitler > The Kardashians.
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BBC America: to bust giving Wil Wheaton and Chris Hardwick airtime to show us the goddamn new Sherlock episodes.
Wow I fell apart typing that. To bust? Too busy. What is this, some kind of bust?
Real talk.
Even Chris, Teddy and Vern think this was out of line.
This is just another one of Gordo’s amusing stories, like the time Davie ‘Lardass’ Hogan made created a massive barf-fest.
Hey Guerrero, looking at the main pic for this story I can’t help but ask, still on Team Brunette?
At least Americans hated Hitler.
Do these dildos SERIOUSLY think they are creating “Art”?
There’s no higher art-form than “VANCOUVER, I AM IN YOU!” comments each time one travels.
If Ryan Seacrest is an Oreo cookie, Chris Hardwick is Hydrox.
…not that I love the Kardashians mind you……but at least ONE of them has been considerate enough to show her tits…..
…try getting Hitler to do that…..
Good point.
I’m sure it’s just an unflattering light, but Khloé’s knee looks like a bruised grape.
So does her face.
I misread that as “bruised gape”.
On reflection, I’m going with my version.
Lindy described her best: Khloe is a shaved lady Sasquatch.
By “an unflattering light” I assume you mean “the Earth’s sun.”
He underplayed it.
I know it’s not much, but I still want to do my part to make these fuckers go away.
This is the last time I will ever type the word: Kardashian.
Done.
We can’t win by abandoning the battlefield. All the “Us Weekly” idiots will still be chanting the name even if we stop.
I say we pull a Dan Savage and start Googlebombing their name with a new definition, Santorum-style. The floor is open for nominations….
Well I guess Wil Wheaton’s not doing the opening music for Monday Night Football anymore
Matt > Danger > Burnsy > Snooki > dustin
*loosens collar*
So adorable!
To the very limited extent that this is a compliment, thank you. For every single other purpose than that, quit being a dick.
Do we not do this anymore? Fine.
I’m usually not a big fan of comparing someone to Hitler, but I’ll make an exception in this case.
If anything, this is unfair to Hitler.
Say what you will about the man, but he stuck it out with Eva until the bitter end.
He went just a little too far on the hyperbole scale. I would’ve accepted “pizza burn on the roof of the world’s mouth” or “the opposite of Batman.”
or the AT&T of people.
They’re not his XBox Pancake.
I would have said the Tar Heels or Joss Whedon.
*cries* I love you Wil Wheaton! SIGN MY MOOBS!
What’s going on in the lower lefthand corner of this photo?!?!?!
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SHUT UP WESLEY
That header image is old. Based on what I’ve seen on the TVs on the gym that are constantly tuned to E!, Khloe is slightly skinnier, Kim is way fatter, and both their faces are way, waaaay more busted now.
Oh snap, did Wesley Crusher just become more worthy as a human being than the Kardashians? My Middle School Star Trek Watching self is so conflicted right now…do I side with Wesley Crusher?
If the world ends this year, we’re all going to be blogging in heaven and we’ll be like, “Wil Wheaton was right yo.”
Will Wheaton is a regular guest star on Big Bang Theory.
Exactly, his opinion is invalid!
The Kardashians > Tebow
I don’t doubt that Khloe could throw a football further than Tebow.
I thought I couldn’t possibly hate Chris Hardwick more, and than that bowtie happened.
Wil Wheaton zinged me on Fark once.
And I think Corey Feldman works at the 7-11 by my house.
I wish River Pheonix was still alive. All I need is him and the fat kid and I got a goocher.
The fat kid is too busy nailing Rebecca Romijn.
But only because John Stamos had used her all up.
Reserving judgement until I find out whether or not the trains run on time in Calabasas.
I still don’t understand why Wil Wheaton is a thing. Like, a thing that people still talk about.
‘couse The Big Bang Theory thats why, now shut up.
The Kardashians are hot dog filler. Actually, vice versa. It’s like throwing it down a hallway.