With only 18 days left to go until Kenny Powers brings the thunder all over again on February 19, HBO has released a full-length trailer for season three of “Eastbound & Down.” We see our first lengthy glimpse of Jason Sudeikis’s character, Shane-Dawg, a catcher on the Myrtle Beach Mermen who becomes fast friends with Kenny, much to Stevie’s chagrin. Elsewhere, jet skis are ridden, beers are shotgunned, child molester jokes are cracked, Confederate Flag boogie boards are surfed upon (and actually exist), samurai swords are drawn, and April’s “two enormous breasts” are looked…at.
This trailer is money, and I can’t wait until February 19. *Co*k thrust*
The Black Keys-sounding song in the trailer isn’t the Black Keys, btw; it’s “You Rascal You” by Hanni El Khatib.
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I think it’s safe to assume there will be blood…and rock.
Also, you’re right about that song. It has got that “Liner notes from a Black Keys CD, oh my god they still make cds? Or is this just an ironic thing that those fucking hipster Black Keys fans are into? Is this also on vinyl? Cause music snobs love that shit. Don’t get me wrong, I love the Black Keys, it’s just that I want to listen to Blues music that sounds like it was being played by an old black then I would listen to actual blues-rock by actual Black Guys.” written all over it.
Sudeikis’s character named Shane-Dawg? Hilarity will no doubt ensue.
KENNY FUCKIN POWERS
KFP best be stocking up on fireworks at South of the Border or GTFO!
Yes! I will be extremely disappointed if he doesn’t haul illegal fireworks back over the NC/SC border.
I think it’s safe to assume that 90 percent of his luggage is M80s
F- Yes….Another show to get pumped about. When did late winter/spring become the best time of the year for television?
Glad to see we’re finally getting that Slap Shot remake I’ve been hoping for
I’m 84% sure the guy at the 0:51 mark isn’t Pedro Martinez… but it would a lot cooler if he was.
Damn, Game of Thrones and East Bound coming up? Well played HBO, your movie selections are a joke but you keep just enough good original content to keep taking my money.
Remember the days of the HBO Saturday night movie, when you were like guaranteed to see a box office smash on Saturday? Fucking bullshit.
HBO has movies?
Matthew McConaughey wearing a shirt?
I’m so excited I just made a mess in my pants.
I’m just kidding, I didn’t cum in my pants.
I think I actually blacked out after watching that.
If you won’t listen to my words, then listen to my dancing feet.
Every time I watch that gif I can feel it deep in my plums…
There was also some racism thrown in, I love to racism holmes.
I didn’t think a trailer for a show could rock my nuts like that. Was that Taran Killam with that awesome haircut?
I can’t wait to use that last line on MY black friends who hang out by the corner liquor store. Those characters are sure to enjoy that.
I am excited for this. I will express this in a comment involving my erect penis and a jar of Vicks vapor rub.
That’s how Burnsy got his name.
DEY TOOK OUR BLACK KEEEEYS!
If you dig on the Keys and Mr. Khatib, then make sure to check out Hacienda as well.