
After a firefighter heroically rescued an Argentine mastiff named Gladiator Maximus from a frozen lake, the firefighter, the dog, and the dog’s owner all appeared on a local news telecast in Denver. During the program, the anchor woman — Kyle Dyer — begins petting and caressing the dog’s face gently while recounting the good deed. Then, as the segment ends, the anchorwoman leans forward as if to kiss the dog on the nose and the dog, doing what’s natural when a strange woman sticks her face in his, bites her on the lip. She was rushed to a hospital where she would need reconstructive surgery (to her credit, she kept it together on air).
Here’s the video. The suspense is worse than the actual attack.
The dog is currently being observed by animal control and is expected to be released if it shows no other irregular behavior. But here’s what ticks me off: The dog’s owner is being cited for not having the dog on a leash and for allowing his dog to bite. What? For allowing the dog to bite? The dog was on a show being held by the collar by its owner, and the anchor woman stupidly stuck her face near the mouth of a huge dog that she didn’t know, and the owner is being cited? The lesson here shouldn’t be, “Make sure your dog is wearing a leash on the set of a television news program that you’ve been invited to,” it should be, “Don’t put your damn pie hole near a giant dog’s mouth, you dimwit.”
Here’s the coverage from “The Today Show,” which doesn’t show the “mauling,” as apparently it’s too traumatic for the staffers of the Denver news station.
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This woman did so many things wrong it would be hard to blame the dog. They game the owner like 3 tickets after the incident.
Maybe the dog is trained in botulism toxin detection……
Maybe her breath smelled like dog food?
Also, blaming the owner for this is fucked up.
Cite the anchor for provoking the dog to bite.
In the face.
Those dogs are made of concentrated evil. To heck with the people that say they are sooooo sweeeet. They snap because it is ingrained in their DNA.
You sir are an idiot. Pits are incredibly sweet and loyal, any dog could have taken a stranger getting in its face the wrong way.
What the hammer said. Never put your face in a dog’s face unless he KNOWs YOU. Nearly any dog is going to react badly otherwise.
Pitt bulls are more dangerous for two reasons : they’re fucking STRONG, and also they’re prone to brain tumors (which is why they snap out of the blue).
At least you said sir, but your still an ass.
Am I missing something or is that dog not a pitt?
Well sir allow me to not correct your improper use of grammar.
I think he said Bullmastiff in the video. My B about the pit bull comment, I guess. It looks like it has some pit in it.
Argentine Mastiffs look a lot like Pitts, except bigger. And more deadly when they’re trained for fighting, which they are sadly. On the bright side, their real name is “Dogo Argentino” which is just ADORABLE.
The misinformation involving pit bulls, such as the “prone to brain tumors” comment, is astounding. People have preconceived notions for what pit bulls are and how they behave, yet can’t pick one out of a lineup.
It was me who used the word ‘pit’ for the Mastif so that was my B. Either way the need for people to vilify these types of animals makes me angry since I have known many ‘big scary’ dogs and they have all been great dogs.
Little known fact…..when she was based in Vegas….the female reporter / interviewer told Roy…..”Lean in……it’s more dramatic”….
I volunteer at a shelter and deal with this “concentrated evil” every time. They don’t snap if you know how to act around dogs you don’t know. You sir, should put your dick in a blender and kindly end that bloodline.
Maximus is unequivocally the best name possible for a Mastiff.
One of my parents’ dogs recently bit another dog on a run about town (he escaped from the prison-like backyard). He’s now listed as a potentially dangerous animal, and they have to pay $1500/yr to keep him. Long story short, dog laws suck.
WHAT IS YOUR NAME, GLADIATOR?
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, survivor of a frozen lake, father to neutered scrotum, puppy of euthanized bitch, and I will have my vengeance, in this segment or the next.
this is also the same channel that had the hooters comment posted here a couple of months back. whats next? hopefully there is a grape stomping event in denver this spring.
I can’t breathe.
Apropos of nothing, I don’t think this blog gives enough coverage to that Pit Boss show where a group of little people run a dog rescue / talent agency.
that bites
heh
Just to clarify a few things, the owner was given the no leash ticket from when the dog had fell in a river and saved by a firefighter, which was the reason for the dog being on the show.
I would say they shouldve given the reporter a ticket for getting in a dogs face that she didn’t know, but it looks like maximo punched a ticket for her. OH!
Mauling? I used the same move on my girlfriend last week. Hell, even she asked for more than just a peck on the lips after!
Seriously, my catahoula, being a cattle dog, nips a bit when she’s excited. Without opposable thumbs, its hard to show love otherwise.
unless there’s peanut butter involved….
have you ever done the naked man with peanut butter?
Don’t do that one with Pit-bulls; don’t ask me how I know that.