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As I’m sure you know, tonight is the 84th Academy Awards. While any big, fancy televised awards show is notable from a TV perspective, it’s like the Super Bowl for our Uproxx compadres at Film Drunk. To celebrate, they’re doing a huge, free-for-all open thread over there tonight, where you can discuss any Oscar-related thing your little heart desires. I urge you to check it out. And if you’re looking for a way to kick back and relax during the show, I also urge you to check out the Film Drunk 2012 Oscars Drinking Game. As I look over it again today, there’s a solid 50-60% chance you’ll drink yourself blind by playing along — which, if nothing else, would give you a fun story to tell when people ask why you can’t see. (“I still remember it like it was yesterday. February of Twenty-Twelve. I thought I could handle it. I had it all under control. Then someone gave Sean Penn a microphone and — BAM — the lights went out.”)
Enjoy the Oscars, and we’ll see y’all back here tomorrow morning.



Also, here’s my dumb analysis of the Best Picture race, featuring crappy MS Paint and a surprise pick to take home the award.
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Like I told my last wife, I says, “Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it’s all in the reflexes.”
If I drink every time Billy Crystal tells a joke and I don’t laugh, I’m not gonna even make it to visual effects. But will it be true that the more I drink the more I end up laughing?
I think I just found a way to stay interested tonight…
Jim Rash won.
Oscars are now TV-Related