‘Jersey Shore’ Spin-off News

Two bits of “Jersey Shore”-related spin-off news are floating around today, so let’s wipe them both out right here. First of all, JWOWW and Snooki’s new show is going to be filming in Jersey City now, because some of the bigwigs in Hoboken said the two of them would damage the city’s reputation. Damage Hoboken’s reputation? Yeesh. LOW BLOW, HOBOKEN. Seriously, that sounds like something you’d say to an alcoholic during an intervention that isn’t going well. “You’re tearing this family apart!” “I DON’T CARE!” “Well, you’re… you’re… YOU’RE GIVING HOBOKEN A BAD REPUTATION!” “[shaken to core] Oh my God. Wow. Ok, I’ll get help.”

Second of all, noted hair product aficionado Pauly D’s new show has a premiere date. It’s going to air March 29, after that new, Bieber-fied version of “Punk’d.” From The Hollywood Reporter:

The Shore spinoff will follow the Rhode Island native as he navigates the music industry, accompanying Britney Spears on her Femme Fatale tour and signing with 50 Cent’s G-Note Records. All the while, Pauly D learns to balance fame, family and the constant photo shoots, public appearances and interviews that have become a valuable part of his everyday life.

Ugh. I’ll let this GIF sum up my feelings on all this news.