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Showtime announced on Thursday (February 2) that [Michael] Sheen will play William Masters and [Lizzy] Caplan will be Virginia Johnson in “Masters of Sex,” which focuses on the “human sexuality pioneers.”
Masters and Johnson began their research at Washington University in 1957, culminating in the publication of the seminal — pun horribly intended — texts “Human Sexual Response” and “Human Sexual Inadequacy,” published in 1966 and 1970. The Showtime series is an adaptation of Thomas Maier’s “Masters of Sex: The Life and Times of William Masters and Virginia Johnson, The Couple Who Taught America How To Love.” [HitFix]
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This show sounds good.
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Jesus Fucking Christ, is Lizzy Caplan’s entire career just daring me to masturbate?
Go on do it!! I DARE you…..
What are you?? Chicken (choker)?
Right up to the part where she started dating Matthew Perry, yes.
Especially Cloverfield.
When I saw “Sheen to star with Lizzy Caplan” I got very angry. Very, very angry. I may have hit someone. Then I found out it wasn’t Charlie.
Speaking of Human Sexual Response….
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She….I….Her…..bum…guhhhffffujugh
If this was on a network other than Showtime, I can see it promising more than it can deliver. But I have to say this sounds…. Wow.
Other networks say “Better pull the sexy back just a tad.” Showtime on the other hand says “how can we fit a blowjob into this scene?”
Pitch needs moar incest.
Well, that is. Huh….I am….I got nothing.
Since it looks like everyone who’s gonna get gif posting has now gotten gif posting, can I go back to saying that I want to fuck Lizzy Caplan until the police knock down the door to my house and arrested me for slamming my genitals inside of her so hard that it gives her a black eye? I mean, I was told to avoid that this week but…I mean…seriously.
Wha? does this mean that she won’t be joining New Girl full time? That sucks I was hoping for a Zoey vs Lizzie pillowfight during sweeps
Thanks to this post I just got a joke from Mallrats that I clearly didn’t 15 years ago.
I discovered Party Down on Netflix a week ago and am one night away from finishing the series. Caplan has that awesome combo of being funny and sexy. It’s way better to jerk off while laughing than it is when I cry.
Lizzy>Zoey
Pardon me, but I do think i’m coming down with a case of the vapors!
*faints like Southern Belle*
/just posted the gayest way to say that this will indeed be boner worthy.
It looks like all the sexing has thrown out her back. If I were her doctor, my recommedation would be more sex. Superstars push through the pain, Lizzy.
Lizzy Caplan naked is the reason I got into True Blood, and I’m not ashamed to say it one bit.
She can Masters my Johnson any time. (“Masters” referring to “read” and “Johnson” referring to “my one-act play focusing on landlord rights in 1970s Arizona”)
GOD DAMN IT, THIS ERECTION WON’T GO DOWN! *Punches wall*
Every time I see a picture of her, it also reminds me what a hotbed of talent that the movie “Mean Girls” had. Wow.
Wow, this was pretty funny, considering you only wrote 3 lines of dialogue. You should stick with that formula. NOTE: The photos of Lizzy DO NOT hinder a post’s quality in the slightest.
Lizzy Caplan is the reason I started watching “True Blood Lizzy Caplan Sex Scene” on the internets