
Inspired by Bear Grylls, a 29-year-old British man, David Austin, decided to embark on a year-long adventure in the Scottish wilderness. Unfortunately, the man died in under a month, likely from hypothermia. His body wasn’t discovered until weeks after he had died.
Austin is said to have known what he was getting into. Apparently, he had taken a few courses on bushcraft skills and outdoor survival for the past two years. It was always his dream to rough it out for a whole year, and he had taken time off of work to accomplish this. He wanted to be at the mercy of the harsh winter so badly that he did not even carry a mobile phone with him. Last November, he had informed his family that he would be heading north on a survival mission and now the news of his death has left them dumbfounded. (Source: OddityCentral via Burnsy)
The exact cause of his death will always remain a mystery, although “it was f**king cold” could be described as the inexact cause. I feel bad for the guy’s family, but then again, David Austin knew what he was getting himself into. If you’re going to emulate Bear Grylls, besides drinking your own urine, you might also take a cell phone, a camera crew, and spend a few nights in hotels. If it’s any consolation, Austin lost to a much bigger force than Bear Grylls. Nature is out there, and it’s play or get played. Mother Nature is a bitch, and no amount of urine drinking will spare you from 12 months — or even three weeks — of freezing temperatures and heavy snow.



Shit a guy died impersonating me.
Better drink my own piss.
Imitating. Not impersonating.
Contrary to popular belief, a person can only live about 6 days by drinking their own urine, don’t ask me how I know that.
DON’T YOU CALL MY MOM A BITCH, MOTHERFUCKER.
Scotland, eh? I bet the Loch Ness Monster has something to do with this.
He should have checked the internet and figured out Bear was a complete fake before going out there. But then again he was crazy so he died doing what he loved: piss guzzling
Bear isn’t a complete fake. He did climb everest, and he does give himself enemas, they just have to set shit up for him because you’re not always going to find a dead camel lying around to climb inside and take a nap in.
He should have read “Into the Wild”.
Lol books.
Ignoring the fact that Gryllis doesn’t actually live out in the wild for a year in every episode, his show is supposed to be focused on SURVIVING in the wilderness in an EMERGENCY. Not trekking off to get back to nature because Old Navy ran out of your favorite slacks.
Did this dude also turn down sex with Kristen Stewart?
I don’t even like fetching the newspaper from the end of the driveway in winter…..
and now the news of his death has left them dumbfounded. Did it really?
Scottish Dipshit: I’m going into the wilderness to survive for a year based on everything I’ve learned from a TV show.
Family of Scottish Dipshit: Bye!
3 WEEKS LATER
Scottish Constable: Your dipshit son is dead.
Family of Scottish Dipshit: WE ARE SHOCKED AT THIS NEWS.
*British
ah, he’s from Derby, England and he went to Scotland. My bad.
Now, Now Chaz…..don’t forget ….he took a course in freezing his ass off as well…
If a bear shits in the woods…it’s probably a piece of this guy.
Should have been watching Les Stroud and not Bear Grylls.
“Apparently, he had taken a few courses on bushcraft skills…”
So the stupid limey can bonzai some pubes…how exactly does this help you in North Kilttown?
Bonsai, not bonzai, stupid gaijin.
Tip #1 for living in the wild: South = warm? North = cold.
When I want to use my basic survival skills I don’t emulate Bear Grylls, I emulate poor people. I eat my canned beans cold, buy cheap wine, urinate all over myself, and mumble about December 2012…that kind of thing.
And try this, kids at home!
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Deer friends and family,
I am going to live in the Scottish hilands for 1 year where it will be krazy dangerous and mad cold but exxxxtreeemly awesome. JUST LIKE BEAR GRILLZ! I’m not bringing my phone and won’t have email/internet access but its OK ’cause I won’t be dead.
-Dave
PS: I fully absolve my Asian business partner of all the moneys he owes me ’cause he’s a super-kool dude.