After Whitney Houston died, Nancy Grace went on her show and baselessly speculated that she was murdered, or that someone “let her die.” This comes as no surprise, as Nancy Grace is a jackass. Then the coroner’s report came out and it indicated that there was no foul play involved, so Nancy Grace went on “Good Morning America” and refused to back down or apologize for her baseless speculation, instead opting to go right back on the attack. This also comes as no surprise, as Nancy Grace is also a stubborn, self-important blockhead.
I’m not going to transcribe any of her statements from the interview because it would probably give me a stroke, but the gist of it is this: Nancy Grace is allowed to throw whatever cockamamie ideas she wants against the wall because she was a prosecutor once upon a time and you were not (ahem), and anyone who disagrees with her is infringing on her First Amendment rights as an AMERICAN, Y’ALL (which is untrue for a number of reasons). Furthermore, her wild speculation about Houston’s death wasn’t wild speculation because the coroner hadn’t figured it out yet either (“Was Whitney Houston murdered by A FIRE-BREATHING DINOSAUR NAMED RALPH?!?!? Too soon to say”), and if you question her about any of it, or interrupt her the way she does every single guest on her show, she will pout and insult you and act like she is Suzie Righteous, defender of the American Legal System.
I hope someone dumps a giant bucket of slime on her head.
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Nancy Grace is a combination of the worse aspects of a Jewish mother, mixed with the worse aspects of an Irish mother, with two spoonfuls of redneck thrown in for good measure.
So basically she’s my mother after her third glass of wine.
“NANCY GRACE IS STILL AN IDIOT”
Water is still wet.
You said water. Someone needs to provide the appropriate gif.
A woman with a history of drug abuse dies suddenly. Only one explanation, MURDER!! Grab your pitchforks ladies and unleash your outrage.
Replace “Slime” with “Knives” or “Scorpions” and I’m on board.
She’s not the only one suggesting murder…last night I was, through no fault of my own, watching Entertainment Tonight or Access Hollywood or Salivate Over a Celebrity or some such show, and they spun it as “Whitney had a drug and alchol problem, she had enablers, the drugs and booze caused her death….so her enablers killed her”. Nancy can spin it this way and pretend her big mouth was right all along.
“I hope someone dumps a giant bucket of slime on her head.”
You can’t do that on television.
Are there people out there that would be against this happening to Nancy Grace? I don’t know…
/slimed
I’d be satisfied with somebody dropping water…
/splash
@Anthony, water would work, I think there’s a non-zero chance she might melt.
There’s bound to be some splashback.
Now, imagine the slime is hydrofluoric acid, and it’s Nancy’s face being dissolved.
Oh Christine. How I would have masturbated to your sliming had I hit puberty in 1980.
So, do the same people who love Palin and Bachmann love Nancy Grace? I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone say they like her or watch her show.
no. There’s one thing most red and blue staters have in common. A majority of everyone hates her. As an avowed redder (kind of a washed out hue, but still) I feel comfortable saying that even the most rabid conservative I know, and llllooooord do I know a few, hates this cunt like VD.
There is common ground; let’s have her killed (bi-partisan effort) in a freakish, painful, and slow way and work from there.
I don’t use the word lightly, and rarely do I use it in anger, but if anyone ever did the word-associate game with me and I was given “Nancy Grace” there is no force strong enough to stop me from dropping the c-bomb.
My girlfriend’s aunt loves Nancy Grace. She also thought, hand to God, that Mt. Rushmore was a natural occurrence.
Not surprisingly, family legend has it that this aunt was dropped on her head as a baby.
She has permanent bitch face
At least she looks good in a sleeveless dress.
/relieved that I can’t do the GIF thing
No need to thank me.
Nancy Grace is truly as smart as she is beautiful.
I am so smart! S-M-R-T!
All along, Otto, I knew it was you…
Jeez, Otto. That’s like watching a hippo disco down. For the love of God, if you think of making a gif of her working the pole, don’t do it. Please.
Nancy Grace is a rancid cunt. Whoever gave her a talk show should be shot.
I watch GMA before work and I love seeing Nancy Grace go up against the other guy who is a real lawyer because she just talks over him and he’s too polite and dignified to argue pointlessly with her but you can tell as soon as the cameras go off he and the producers just laugh about what fucking dunce she is.
BOW DOWN TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
This is where I would say that this gif has turned me gay, but I’m not completely convinced that Nancy Grace isn’t a man herself.
Oh, also I just threw up in my mouth.
Sassy Nancy Grace will haunt my nightmares
My god.. I just woke up in a pool of my own bile on my desk. I was blacked out for at least 30 minutes.
You know that part where the guy goes “Please don’t kill me hypnotoad!” I wouldn’t be saying that at all. I’d actually be grateful.
DAMN YOU OTTO!!
Some people die, and you’re sad.
Then there’s Nancy Grace.
Meh. I’d give her a handjob.
Would it be a reach-a-round?
Somebody needs to punch this woman in the tits like 1,000 times each. Then knock her teeth out.
the REAL fucked up thing is that her attitude isn’t exactly uncommon among prosecutors around the country. I don’t doubt that she’s put many of innocent people behind bars because of her idiotic notions of what justice is and her ability to sell that bullshit to a jury.
*plenty of not “many of”
I watched her on the Good Morning America interview, and I kept thinking, “Which one of your parents was the rabid chihuahua?” She gives lawyers a bad name (didn’t think that was possible).
uh oh… tot mom might have struck again Nancy…..
She is not afraid to ask the questions that need to be answered.
Tell us, what happened to the boy friend? He seems to have vanished from the room.
only i am a prosecutor. and that’s still stupid. what a waste of a person.