
Inspired by the success of the Puppy Bowl, last night Conan debuted “Puppy Conan,” a version of his show featu- OH MY GOD THAT ONE HAS A CONAN WIG. I’m sorry, where was I? What I meant to say is that the show built an exact replica of the set and brought out pup- OOOO PUPPY ANDY IS SHY HOLY LORD THAT IS SO CUTE. [clears throat] My apologies, again. I can do this. Okay. [collects self] So anyway, what happened was that they did a spoof of the Puppy Bowl by making a miniature set and putting wigs on puppies to make them look like Conan and Andy, and th- JESUS MIGHTY THEY HAVE A GUEST AND IT’S JUSTIN BIEBER AND IT’S JUST A DOG IN A TINY WITTLE WEAVVER JACKET AND OH MY GOD I SIMPLY CAN’T BEAR THE CUTENESS I THINK I MIGHT JUST D-
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via LA Times



AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Who let’s a pizza guy that far into their house? Seriously was he blowing them or something?
Universe, you just made my crappy day so much better. Seriously, I’m speechless.
Now… I’m heading back to that Olivia Wilde story. I’m going to be interested in her picture for awhile. Then more interested. Then extremely interested. Then not interested in it.
I wanted to watch it tonight, but Pussy Leno just took its time slot.
Puppy Masturbating Bear or GTFO.