Real-Life Cartman: RESPECT HIS AUTHORITAH

While prosthetic images of what Beavis and Butthead might look like in real life are terrifying, the image of a real-life Cartman is kind of sad. But before you criticize me for exploiting this guy, note that — according to the poster on Reddit — he intentionally dresses this way, and he welcomes photographs. Moreover, “he’s a very funny, intelligent and genuine person that takes life in a humorous manner,” which means that he’s probably a very good sport about it. You kind of have to be if your “thing” is dressing up like Cartman every day.

Here’s a more gleeful image.

You gotta respect a man that does the best with what he has to work with. We can’t all look like real-life Jessica Rabbits.