
Last week, Hollywood got together for the first ever Golden Collar Awards, an event created to honor dogs who play notable roles in film and television. Unfortunately (for them), they choose not to recognize Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, so the people at “Conan” sent him to crash the red carpet. And crash he did. The whole thing is great, but the end is truly inspired. I won’t ruin it for you, but HOO BOY, things get a little dark.
Wow, you know what I just realized? Between this post and the Corgi Friday one about Matt at the Westminster Dog Show, it’s turning into a real Dog Day Afternoon here at Warming Glow. Get it? [nudges with elbow] I guess you could say things have really gone to the dogs today, huh? [raises eyebrows] Our wholehearted affection for stuff like this is kinda like puppy love, isn’t it? Posts like this sure provide a nice distraction from the ***dog eat dog*** world out there, eh? I mean, if you think we’re fans of these kinds of videos, you’d really be ***BARKING*** up the right tree.
Sorry for all the bad puns, guys. I’ve had a ruff day.
[takes victory lap]



Commenters need to stop hounding you about your bad puns
I must say, those puns were absolutely terrier-able.
I have a bone to pick with you sir, but these puns give me paws.
Ruff crowd here at WG.
I think one of us should give you a few Pointers on your puns. But overall ,everyone needs to stop giving you Shih Tzu about your articles, they’re fine.
It’s time to go back to the LAB, DanGRRRR, to develop some new TERRIERable puns.
danger is runnin’ this bitch. You are just a dog walker.
i know i heard this in a rap song.does that make me a freak or a geek?
Enough of these dog-gone puns!
Ladies don’t love DG, they just love his doggy style.
I’m going to put DG in my rape stand, electrocute his testicles and then choke him to death with my bare hands.
/Michael Vick dog puns
Dog puns are just unBEARable. They are sometimes a CATastrophe.
(Drops mic, walks off stage, huffs glue, fires interns)
We need to put a collar on this thread.
You people seem to be somehow restricted in your comments…. as if you were on the short leash.
I HARFED pretty damn hard at this vid. Thanks for posting it, DANGER.