Awards shows are barely about the awards anymore. The game has changed. It’s not that awards shows are fixed, it’s that they barely reflect what we watch or listen to anymore. But the one thing they are great for is bringing four time zones together in a moment of true unity where we can mock, shred, belittle, and — on rare occasions — celebrate the winners, the injustices, and the crimes against good taste.
Our brethren over at Uproxx will be hosting an open thread over at the mothership this Sunday night during the Grammy telecast. The Uproxx open threads are huge, and more than just snark and wit and cries of outrage. Thanks to the spiffy new commenting system, the open threads provide commentary, video and GIFs as the coverage happens. It’s pretty bad ass.
Even better, like the “Archer” open threads, this one will provide an opportunity to rub Internet elbows with someone in the in the know, in this case a music executive who is a partner at a management firm that reps a large stable of artists, mostly rock bands (some that are quite well known). He will be posting anonymously, so he’ll be able to speak frankly without hurting the feelings of any of his colleagues.
There will also be one or two other special guests, including the stable of Uproxx writers who will stop by to harangue the rest of you for crying during Taylor Swift’s performance.
The lineup at the Grammy’s will include:
-Coldplay
-Rihanna
-Paul McCartney
-Jason Aldean with Kelly Clarkson
-the Foo Fighters
-Bruno Mars
-Nicki Minaj
-Taylor Swift
-the Beach Boys with Maroon 5 and Foster the People
Stop on by Sunday night. It’ll be worth your while.




Gram-mies? Am I saying that right?
Hmm, watching an award show live. Pass? Anything interesting’ll just just end up online.
I just realized I think this is the only award show I’ve never watched any of live. I’m not big on award shows since they are a million hours long and boring, but I think I’ve seen as least part of all the others, even the cable ace awards.
Also, maybe I’m just woefully out of touch with modern popular music, but I hadn’t heard of “Jason Aldean” until reading his name in this post.
Watch LIVE as country music gets awarded over better music despite having two different awards shows of its own.
to quote the Simpsons. “well maybe they need three”
I’d love to watch this, but I’ll be having a three-way with Nicolas Cage and the Declaration of Independence.
Just so everyone is aware, *I* am totally the industry insider. Would a corgi dressed this well lie?
People watched this?
With Louis C.K. and Trey Parker & Matt Stone winning Grammys, and in regard to the terrible musical winners (or most nominees anyway), I think we can safely say that the Grammy voters have better taste in comedy than they have in music
Too bad it’s a music awards show.