Urkel Will Be On ‘Dancing With The Stars’

The cast of the upcoming season of “Dancing with the Stars” was announced this morning, and it will include the standard crop of quasi-celebrities and aging icons, such as “Extra” host Maria Menounos, “The View” co-host Sherri Shepherd, Green Bay Packer wide receiver Donald Driver, former tennis champion Martina Navratilova, and singer Gladys Knight. Perhaps most notable for any child of the 1990s like myself, however, is the inclusion of Steve Urkel himself, Jaleel White.

I’m certainly not an expert on ballroom dancing, nor have I been following White’s post-”Family Matters” career closely enough to know what kind of dancing shape he’s in at age 35 (Note: HOLY HELL), but I do know this: if he decides to hop in his transformation chamber, put on a white suit, and dance as Stefan Urquelle, you can shut this sh-t down right now and give my man the Mirror Ball trophy. Ain’t no one touchin’ him then.

via Vulture