The Super Bowl (NBC, Sunday) – I’m really hoping it’s a good game, seeing as I’ve already seen all the commercials and I don’t care at all about Madonna’s halftime performance. I make this plea every year, but PLEASE let Wu-Tang do the halftime show next year. No frills, either. Just the house lights and 30 dudes on stage, all of them with live microphones. That would be the best.
Puppy Bowl (Animal Planet, Sunday) – I’ve spoken my piece about this already. You are free to watch if you want. (Full lineup here.)
Luck (HBO, Sunday) – This show looks really promising. I kind of hope War Horse shows up at some point. I love that guy.
Fringe (FOX, Friday) – From TV Guide: “Peter and Olivia are on the trail of a killer equipped with a toxic weapon that defies chronological description.” I have no idea what the end of that sentence means, so I’ll just assume they mean nunchucks and move right along.
Spartacus: Vengeance (Starz, Friday) – Why did we ever stop wearing togas? They’re super comfortable, look cool, and are easy to slip on and off — like some sort of masculine sundress. I would happily wear a toga to formal functions instead of a suit. I’d feel so free and relaxed.
Downton Abbey (PBS, Sunday) – Say what you will about PBS in general, but if nothing else, I admire them for the ballsiness of running a new episode on Sunday night. “Super Bowl Schmuper Bowl. We’re airing British people! FROM THE EARLY 1900s! Like it or love it, world.”
Saturday Night Live (NBC, Saturday) – C-Tates preview of this episode, from Burnsy: “Yo girl, u like jokes n sh*t? Check dis, boo – Haha, yo I be C-Tates n sh*t n I’m in dat new movie Da Vow wit Rachel MC Adams, right? But maybe u know me from dat other sh*t like GI Joe n Step Up. But yo girl, I ain’t here 2 save no rec center. Naw, son, I’mma save da 30 Rock center. LIVE FROM ZOO YORK, IT B SATURDAY NIGHT!”
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Wu-Tang on da brain BOOGADA BOOGADA
Hut-1, Hut-2, Hut-3, HUT! Old dirty Bastard. Live and uncut!
RIP Ol Dirty *pours out some crack, but scrambles to pick it up*
ODB, we hardly knew ye.
I’m sure that ODB is scamming welfare cheques and not giving a fuck up in heaven right now.
I’m just going to let Liz Lemon express my thoughts about Madonna at the Super Bowl.
This also applies to Madonna in general.
Could you also put up Ron Swanson’s gleeful dancing for me because the new Fringe episode is Astrid centric and I love Jasika Nicole like a basket of frizzy haired puppies.
Can this be the halftime show instead?
Damn thecursor, I may have to fight you for her.
Told yah, she’s like a black Kristen Bell. On the one hand cute as a button and on the other, deliciously erotic.
Also….hands the fuck off.
HEY! At least Madonna waxes her mustache!
Most of the time.
GAIA FLOWS THROUGH ME!!!!
Also,
Asterisk Astro Asteroid AsperineAstrid is the best and I’m so excited that she’s finally getting her own episode.“Astral…”
“ASTRID”
“…projection.”
Great episode but it made it seem really easy to pick up a stripper for sex.
That is the same series of expressions after Liz (fictional character) and I had sex; best 27 seconds of her life.
Assburgers Astrid breaks my heart. Best show just gets better.
Thanks to my dislike of both teams and NBC’s fantastic programing decision with the commercials, I’ve already decided that I’m going to go see Chronicle during the Superbowl.
Yeah leave it to NBC to shoot themselves in the foot when it comes to a ratings bonanza. I bet that this year’s game is one of the lowest rated in history.
As a Fringe fan (Hi Patty!!) I do not remember seeing this on an episode.
Blooper reel? I’m guessing. I should check mah’ BluRays.
It could be the cross-over blending of Walter and Walternate in the last convulsions before implosion.
Damn, I should have been a little more conservative with the mind altering substances in the 80s
I feel like the roman tunic is an idea we should revist. Get up in the morning, put on underwear, slide the tunic on, tie a belt on it. Boom, done. No muss, no fuss. Shit, the vikings wore em and it was fucking snowing outside.
I believe the outfit you’re searching for is known as “sweatpants.”
Sweat pants make me feel fat and lazy, like I was going to work out and then I decided to eat Fritos instead. A tunic or a toga makes me feel just as lazy but like I just ordered my guards to send a man to die in the Hunger Games or some shit.
Hmm. Good point.
Do sandals come with this outfit? If so, sign me up.
Well, now I look insane.
This ODB gif should be down with the comments below, but I suppose Dirt McGirt goes wherever the fuck he wants to go.
Your move, internet.
I believe sandals are required wear for a tunic but if you’re wearing a toga their optional because the slave girls are too busy rubbing your feet with olive oil to bother with foot wear.
Underwear? Why? It would take all the adventure out of picking up your keys.
/over and over and over and over.
I love that there are separate threads in these comments discussing Wu-Tang, togas, and a sci-fi TV show. I am officially delighted.
You guys reworked the comment section so we’ve moved into the future of Uproxx: Multi-Threading, motherfucker. Boom! Soon we’ll be bitching about Chelsea Handler in the same posts that we’re arguing about who is America’s sexiest bald man and the best nick names for Kiefer Sutherland’s penis (“Bauer’s Axe Handle” should probably win).
burnsy’s description of SNL is 100x funnier than whatever’s gonna be on SNL.
C-TATES 4 LYFE!! GET AT ME, DAWG! FUNKMASTER FLEX! LET’S GO!!
Madonna should play her really shitty cover of “American Pie” then do 15 minutes of triceps curls. Fuck yeah, Super Troll.
Wu Tang is a must… As long as they are joined on stage 5 min. in by SOAD!!
Even better would be Wugazi. And not the DJs. The actual bands.
Dear thecursor, step one is complete. It has begun. Only 78 more steps until she is mine.
Dammit, can’t add the photo. Anyways, she tweeted me. Your precious Jasika Nicole is mi-aaaaaand I just googled her and apparently she’s gay. That makes it about 128 more steps.
If they boo Madonna, then yes. There IS hope for humanity.
4 reasons why you should try— uniformedkiss*c’o’m
1) The largest military dating and communicating site
2) 10+ years experience of online dating and communicating service
3 Free to browse and place photo ads
4) Lots of servicemen and beautiful women on the site
Let’s join in and have fun. p.s. The admirers of those uniformed person are also warmly welcome, there are lots of servicemen and women.
Channing Tatum is Mark Wahlberg 2.0