‘Wire’ Wind-Up Toys Make Guns Look Adorable, and the Morning Links

Looking for a gift for the kids? Then check out these "Wire" wind-up toys, created by "mister frothee," featuring a drunk, The Bunk, a drug addict, a stick-up man, and Kima. More close-up images after the jump. (Via)

The FilmDrunk Interview: Jason Mewes — If I had been the one conducting this interview, I would have asked Mewes about his role in Midgets vs. Mascots for two hours. Does anyone know who won? (Film Drunk)

ROFLMNBAO: NBA All-Star Weekend Edition — Wikipedia tells me that NBA All-Star Game began as a distraction from the college basketball point shaving scandal in the early 1950s. That sounds right. (With Leather)

Pledge to Party on St. Patty’s Day & We’ll Donate $1K to Charity — Get piss drunk for a good cause! (Smoking Section)

The World Needs More "Eastbound and Downton Abbey" — What's the 1920 equivalent of, "If Montel Williams wants to talk sh*t some more, then he can go fu*k himself, 'cause those charges were dropped"? (Uproxx)

Horrible YouTube Comments Immortalized In Web Series — I would buy a CD of John Goodman reading quotes from the "Racist White Teen Girls Go on a Rant about Blacks ORIGINAL FOOTAGE" comments section. "Hahaha black people are cool as fu*k. No white people make good music." (Uproxx)

30 Rejected Pieces of Star Wars Merchandise We’d Totally Buy — The Cloud City desk lamp is brilliant. (Gamma Squad)

Steve Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow Feel Very Differently About Their Picture Together — And Martin Short remains silent. JUST LIKE A CANADIAN. (BuzzFeed)

Quagmire's "Giggity" Funchop — Giggity? Giggity. (Adult Swim)

14 Movies Based on Books Where the Author Appeared in a Cameo — The first two selections are the authors of Twilight and War Horse. It's a rough read. (Fark)

5 Reasons Why Jaleel White Will Win "Dancing With the Stars" — Related, you can buy a flattened box of Urkelos, minus the Urkelos, on eBay. You'd be stupid NOT to. (The FW)

In 2005, GQ Named the 10 Greatest Actors of the Generation. Their Most Recent Projects Beg to Differ — If they had picked Vin Diesel, GQ would have looked pretty smart right now. (Pajiba)

Sadly, Maria Sharapova Isn’t Running Around Giving Shower High-Fives — This is a tragedy on par with Anna Kournikova marrying Enrique Iglesias. (Bro Bible)

Where Will the Stars Go After "Community" Is Canceled? — And a million people respond at once, "MY PANTS!" (Screen Junkies)

Memento’s Brilliant, Beautiful Timeline — Someone recently tried to convince me Batman Begins is Christopher Nolan's best movie. That person is wrong. (Unreality Mag)

Leap Year, Explained — As explained by Leap Dave Williams. (The High Definite)