
Now what would Don Draper say about this? (The answer to my hypothetical: he’d grumble something about going to sleep and cleaning girls because he’s too old to deal with it.)
Anti-semitism campaigners have described a Turkish shampoo commercial featuring Hitler as a “deplorable marketing ploy.”
The 12-second advert for Biomen shampoo shows the Nazi leader gesticulating wildly during a speech, before the commercial urges customers to buy the “100 percent male shampoo.”
Underneath the footage of Hitler from an undated speech, there is a caption which translates as, “If you are not wearing a woman’s dress, you should not use her shampoo either.” (Daily Mail)
This feels like the sad end game — the final solution, as it were — of those testosterone-driven ads that are supposed to make men feel like MEN. “Don’t use some kind of GAY, frilly shampoo; use the one endorsed by history’s manliest man: HITLER. *Kraftwerk synth solo*” Either that, or Turkish people are really messed up.
Plus, Hitler had TERRIBLE hair.



Dr. Pepper Zehn!
I’m gonna wash that man right outta mein herr.
The saddest part is they told all those jews it was time for a shower.
His hair was greasy but the stache looked full with lots of bounce.
Selsun Jew
Am I to understand this ad has people in a fuhrer?
Weird choice. Stalin had a much more luxurious head of hair.
I guess they’ll be scrapping their new one-product-fits-all shampoo brand, Final Solution.
They’re also cancelling the companion styling gel, if someone could tell the Musselini estate.
Hitler drank Miller Lite. Check his man card.
Hitlers Kampf wurde mit diesen verdammten Flocken zu tun!
He’s planning on making war with Axe, though I think he shouldn’t do so since he’s already engaged in war with Tresemme.
I love your puns, everyone below. That is all.
I haven’t seen Hitler this angry since Tony Romo botched that field goal snap back in ’07