Saturday Night Live (NBC, Saturday) – Lindsay Lohan hosts. Maybe. I mean, there’s at least a chance she just doesn’t show up, right? All I’m saying is that if I was Lorne Michaels, I’d have Tara Reid on standby. You’d barely even have to change the jokes. (Musical guest Jack White.)
Blue Bloods (CBS, Friday) – The 16th most popular show in America airs at 10 p.m. on a Friday night. We, as a country, need to get out more.
The Fast and the Furious (Bravo, Friday) – Over the past year or so, I’ve become fascinated by cable channels playing movies that seemingly have nothing to do with the rest of the shows on their schedule. (Previous example – CMT playing Dangerous Minds.) An action movie about street racing airing on a channel mostly aimed at women and gay men falls squarely into that category.
GCB (ABC, Sunday) – Series premiere. The show stars Leslie Bibb (Talledega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby) and is based on the book Good Christian Bitches. I wonder what “GCB” stands for. Probably something like “Great College Bands” or “Giant California Boas.” Welp, I guess we’ll never know.
The Good Wife (CBS, Sunday) – Josh Charles has one hell of a schnoz.
The Walking Dead (AMC, Sunday) – You can either watch this episode on Sunday night, or just go to the AMC website between now and then to see if they’ll just tell you what’s going to happen. Could be a real timesaver.
Luck/Eastbound & Down/Life’s Too Short (HBO, Sunday) – I’m going to be very sad when “Eastbound and Down” is over for good. Treasure it while you can, people.
Shameless/House of Lies/Californication (Showtime, Sunday) – Showtime is a network I really appreciate. The shows they’ve created over the years, I don’t really watch them. But the fact that they’re making them? I respect that.
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Question: Why a channel mostly aimed at women and gay men airing one of the Fasts & Furiouses?
Answer: Vin Diesel’s arms and Paul Walker’s eyes.
His arms?
So, is SNL going to be just bad or a complete disaster?
It would only be a complete disaster is Jack White goes full Lana Del Rey.
Rusty; would that involve some type of surgery? Maybe some wardrobe change?
“An action movie about street racing airing on a channel mostly aimed at women and gay men falls squarely into that category.”
Hello? Vin Diesel?
I thought Paul Walker was the hunk.
Don’t bitches love street racing?
Well, looks like a good weekend for a bender. Not gonna miss much on TV.
I appreciate a Network (Show
themtime) that understands WHY people pay to watch inane shows……..I like the idea of the “Spoiler” as a time saver….
I’d love to find out what is happening in the future of some my favorite shows like 2 Broke Girls, Hoarders, and Busty Cops (Cinemax)….
Also, GCB is pissing me off because the visuals are a little Pushing Daisies-esque, and it has Kristin Chenoweth and it’s on the network that cancelled Pushing Daisies.
God damn you, ABC. God. Damn. You.
Dear ladies,
Enough with the bangs. I have never (never ever not ever) seen a woman who looked better with hair cut straight across the top of her face. I’m not even talking about attractiveness here–I’m just talking about whether or not a haircut looks good. And bangs don’t. I don’t understand why so many women choose to get them. It’s not a good look.
Thanks,
Guy who’s trying to be sensitive (and probably failing) while making a point
Seconded.
I very much disagree. Although the look doesn’t look good on everyone. It’s not very good on LiLo, but I don’t know if she’d look any better without it at this point.
She’s reading off of cue cards for the 30 second promo spot…so she’s off to a pretty good start?
House of Lies is freaking terrible. The only way that it could possibly be any worse is if it featured Adrian Grenier.
Wait a second, Adrian Grenier is worse than Jerry Ferrara and Kevin Dillon? Surely you’ve misspoken.
Also, I think it would be significantly worse if Kristen Bell weren’t there.
I would watch anything on Showtime over SNL.
I’d watch anything on the Home Shopping Network over SNL.
Come on Otto; everybody knows that is where you bought your four sets of Chiefs themed Snuggies.
Lindsay Lohan can’t read.
Did anybody else get to see this last night?
[new.livestream.com]
It was glorious.
Sorry I missed it, it looks awesome!
Related: [www.youtube.com]
I don’t gets the Showtimes on muh cable dippity-do. But I have downloaded Shameless from the interwebs and I likes me that Emmy Rossum and her willingness to flash some skin.
Also, the girl who is not a teenager but who is playing a teenager, looks purty when she’s naked. Nyuk.