Fairly Legal/In Plain Sight (USA, Friday) – Season premieres. I watched like four episodes of “Fairly Legal” in a row the other morning (working from home is weird). It’s not terrible, and Sarah Shahi is incredibly attractive. You are welcome for this thought-provoking analysis
The Walking Dead (AMC, Sunday) – Season 2 finale. Everyone makes nice and goes to Hawaii. Probably.
NCAA Tournament (All weekend, CBS/TBS/TNT/TruTV) – SO MUCH BASKETBALL MAKE DG SO HAPPY.
Celebrity Apprentice (NBC, Sunday) – Donald Trump’s son seems like a real swell guy sh-tweasel. I, for one, am quite surprised by this development.
Desperate Housewives/GCB (ABC, Sunday) – “Can you believe what happened on ‘Desperate Housewives’ and ‘GCB’ last night?” is something I imagine one lady says to her friend Helen while slowly pedaling a stationary bike at Curves.
The Good Wife/CSI: Miami (CBS, Sunday) – CBS hasn’t renewed “CSI: Miami” yet, despite renewing almost everything else. I guess you could say … [sunglasses] … it’s not doing very well and may get canceled.
Eastbound & Down (HBO, Sunday) – From TV Guide: “[Kenny] tries to regain control of the team by throwing the mother of all Fourth of July parties.” YES.
Full Metal Jousting (History, Sunday) – Where does one go from punching a horse in the face? The world awaits your answer, “Full Metal Jousting.”
Shameless (Showtime, Sunday) – From TV Guide: “With Monica around and pitching in, Fiona is able to devote more time to pursuing her GED and seek a promotion at the club; Steve learns Estefania is still in love with her ex-boyfriend, so he and Lip conspire to sneak her beau back into the country. Meanwhile, Ian is busy dodging a vengeful Terry Milkovich; and Lip ponders the possibility that he might be poppa to Mandy’s impending arrival.” Jesus. How long is this show? A day?
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Not that it says much but there are many many shows worse than Fairly Legal. Then again whenever I see Sara Shahi I think of this [i132.photobucket.com]
I wouldn’t doubt that Trump’s son is a shit-weasel ….because so is Donald Trump……
…but HOW is hunting a factor in that designation???
Wow…they killed some animals….should I skip my shrimp dinner tonight?
What about my burger last night…?
If anyone turns this post into a heated argument about the merits of hunting, I will scream. My point is that the **type** of person who poses with exotic animal carcasses with a giant shit-eating grin on their face is a shitweasel.
I blame Dustin for getting you people all riled up before naptime.
Hunting debate? Trump? Can’t we go back to discussing Shahi?
Holy hell, Uproxxxxxxxxxxx really decided to upscale that. I guess it merited an extra large wank. I blame Huh?’s .gif below.
I think I’m with Observer on this one (wtf am I saying?). Hunting is a thing that happens and is accepted in a good portion of our society and most of Africa. I think by calling them shitweasels for being the type that are proud of their trophies, I think you’re kind of making this about the merit of hunting, DG.
/DG, you know I love ya, just disagree on this one
If you want to hunt, go out and kill the animal using only your bare hands/teeth. They don’t get a choice.
Call me a lefty wimp, but shooting an animal for fun makes you an idiot if you can’t find anything better to do with your time.
AAAAAAARRRGGGHHH
Sorry Danger. I did mention your favourite show further up the comments though.
You guys are all nuts. It’s only correct to kill an animal when you’re someone who isn’t me killing it for me to eat in the form of a patty. Otherwise it’s just wrong.
I just killed millions of potential humans over Sarah Shahi…..
I’ll listen to anti hunting arguments from vegans….anyone else is a hypocrite. On the other hand Sarah Shahi is ridiculously hot.
“Sarah Shahi is incredibly attractive.” is a fairly subjective statement….
…..that I agree with entirely.
I would watch a consecutive hour of nothing but Sarah Shahi doing a crossword puzzle, so I found Fairly Legal to be worth watching last year.
Fairly Legal is awful, and I think Sarah Shahi is great. It makes Franklin and Bash look like The Wire.
Still no Fringe? Fricking basketball.
Don’t forget new Ancient Aliens is on H2 tonight, somehow less mind-numbing than most of this crap
I’ll gladly bite Sarah Shahi.
I recently discovered Shahi was a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader in her younger days. This is totally relevant to a TV blog:
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Sarah Shahi is perfect. I wish this place had a lot more post about her, Alison Brie and corgis and a lot less of that shit from earlier today. He “Me in My Place” pictorial is so ridiculously hot it doesn’t seem real.
Wait, so you’re telling me ‘Desperate Housewives’ is still on the air? I thought that ended like two years ago. Did one of the cast leave? Must’ve been that. The end.
Have I told you guys how much I love basketball?
T——H——I——S much is the answer.
“CBS hasn’t renewed “CSI: Miami” yet, despite renewing almost everything else. I guess you could say … [sunglasses] … it’s not doing very well and may get canceled.”
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ugh walking dead finale. just: ugh.
Ugh?
I am getting really sick of forgiving the writing because of the awesome premise.