
In this Sunday’s season finale of “My Strange Addiction,” which has supplanted jazz and baseball as Most American Thing Ever, we meet 53-year-old Carrie. She’s been diagnosed with cancer, and believes there’s only one cure: drinking her own piss. She’s been consuming up to 80 ounces of pee every day for the last four years (that’s nearly 900 gallons) – usually in a glass, but occasionally through a Neti pot, which allows her to ingest it nasally. But lest you think that she didn’t truly earn her associate’s depee from Ole Piss, so to leak, know that she also bathes, washes her eyes, and brushes her teeth with her salty cure-all. (Pee puns are fun.)
“I like warm pee. It’s comforting…The first time I drank my urine, I didn’t throw up and it wasn’t horrible. So I thought, ‘You know what? I can do this.’ My urine does smell, depending on what I eat. Today it tastes a whole lot different than it did four years ago.” (MSNBPee)
But before you start not flushing, Helen Andrews of the British Dietetic Association warns:
“There are no health benefits to drinking your own urine, and in fact I think it could be quite detrimental. Each time you put it back it will come out again even more concentrated and that is not good for health as it could damage the gut. If you are stranded, your body will try to conserve as much water as it can. Drinking your urine would be like drinking seawater.” (Via)
And if you don’t trust her, “Robert B.” from Yahoo! Answers has you covered: “Your poop is refuse too, you wont eat that will you?” I think “My Strange Addiction” just found its season premiere.



When she finds out that it doesn’t cure her cancer, she’s gonna be pissed.
Well, you know what they…”It’s better to be pissed off than”…oh, wait.
Urine the money with that comment.
Her last name is Grylls, right?
Dammit, I just saw the facebook post. I feel far less original now.
I know, right? I was scrolling through the comments frantically checking for Grylls references.
Helen Andrews of the British Dietetic Association warns:
Each time you put it back it will come out again even more concentrated and that is not good for health as it could damage the gut.……..
….more concetrated…..so she not only doesn’t have 4 kidneys…..she doesn’t even have 2?
Excuse me, but “the gut” handles much more dangerous things than urine. And seawater? Really, British Dietetic Society at least respond with good science. In fact, the urine of my Filipino houseboy… wait, I should maybe just stop talking now…
This almost makes me want to throw up as much as the Maher thread. Almost.
What a waste. If this is what your network has become, TLC, I’d say urine real trouble.
/I’m so, so sorry.
//Couldn’t think of a pun for ‘urea’ or ‘uric’, also sorry for that.
Equally unfunny alternate comment: “I liked the other trailers for The Hunger Games better.”
Urine is sterile just when it comes out of the body, but it doesn’t stay that way very long. Remember kids, you want to drink your pee while it’s nice and warm.
I think we are all missing the point: what vintage is that?
Here’s to good friends…tonight is kind of special…
There are Machidas everywhere!
“‘Necessary’? Is it ‘necessary’ for me to drink my own urine?”
“Probably not.”
“But I do it anyway, because it’s sterile, and I like the taste.”
It is citrusy with a hint of nutmeg, but mostly uriney.
So women drinking doneky jizz=bad, but women drinking piss=ok?
I think with the donkey jizz thing the woman was just rude…..
she drank it from the container.
Needed a glass.
….
Why does TLC continue to give these people publicity when they should be committed to a mental institution? What the fuck?
Seems link the new version of the sideshow freak, or perhaps should be renamed The Jerry Springer Channel (TJSC)
Ah, yes, Jerry Springer would love this kind of shit. What a cultural Sodomite.