
Renewal season is right around the corner. By the end of April through the first of May, final decisions will be made on the fate of most network televisions shows. It’s a nervous, jittery time, but it really shouldn’t be. Not anymore. For all the hand-wringing we do about cancelation fears, the reality is: Good shows that have been around for at least a season are rarely canceled anymore. Networks are no longer in the driver’s seat. New shows are increasingly difficult to launch. How many new big hits were there in the 2011-2012 season? Zero. How many moderately-sized hits were there? Four: “New Girl,” “Once Upon a Time,” “Revenge” and — so far — “Don’t Trust the B—- in Apt. 23.” With the increased competition from cable, it’s harder and harder to land a new show, so the networks tend to stick with what they know, even if it’s low-rated. This explains five seasons of “Chuck” and four seasons of “Fringe,” and the yearly renewal of “Community” and “Parks and Rec” despite anemic ratings. You know they’re doing gangbusters on the back-end with those shows on DVD and online licensing, though. They just have to be.
Ultimately, I wouldn’t worry too much about losing a favorite show, except for one:
ABC
On ABC, the only major bummer is the likely cancelation of “Cougar Town.” In an ideal world, it could be paired with “Happy Endings” and “Apt. 23″ in perhaps the best comedy block on network television. That’s still a possibility, and Tuesday nights would be ideal, though it woud leave the higher-rated “Last Man Standing” without a suitable pairing. More likely, only two of the three will be renewed, and “Apt. 23″ and “Happy Endings” have the better ratings. The one leg “Cougar Town” has up on the other two is two more seasons, which makes it closer to syndication money. The strike against it, however, is that Bill Lawrence is off working on a new show for another network.
Meanwhile, it’s not official yet, but “Modern Family,” “Suburgatory,” and “The Middle” will all be renewed as well, and “The Middle” may be better paired with “Last Man Standing” next season. If anyone is interested, “The Missing” will probably be canceled, however.
CBS
Practically the entire schedule has already been renewed, save for “Rob” and “Rules of Engagement.” Though they both have decent ratings, on CBS, decent ratings aren’t good enough. I expect both will be canceled. Negotiations are still ongoing with “Two and a Half Men,” but you can expect it to return, unfortunately.
Fox
Decisions have been made on most shows, already. “Breaking In” was canceled, while “Raising Hope,” “New Girl,” and “Glee” have been renewed. “Fringe” looks “OK” for a short-season renewal, probably 10 episodes to wrap up the series, mostly as a show of good faith to the showrunners and the few but rabid fans. It also gives Fox an legitimate reason for to show up at comic and sci-fi conventions. “The Finder” will not be so blessed, as it is headed toward cancelation, along with — I would guess — “Napoleon Dynamite.” However, I’d expect “Bob’s Burgers” to return. “Touch” is on the fence; the ratings are good, but not as good as the network had hoped, and it has no traction.
NBC
There are quite a few bubble shows on NBC. Unfortunately, two of the better sitcoms of late, “Bent” and “Best Friends Forever” are both certain cancelations, thanks to NBC’s boneheaded lack of promotion. Likewise, “Awake” is certain to be canceled, owing to its terrible Thursday night lead-ins (it’s a shame, too, as I’ve really gotten into the show). “Are You There, Chelsea?” is also headed toward cancelation. “Whitney,” however, is likely to be renewed (boo!), but so is “Parenthood” (yay!). “Law and Order: SVU” will also be renewed.
The Thursday night comedies are all on the bubble to some degree, but it looks like all five — “The Office,” “30 Rock,” “Community,” “Parks and Recreation,” and probably “Up All Night” — will be renewed, owing to the fact that NBC has nothing else up its sleeve except stink and failure. Come to think of it, a new show called “Stink and Failure” would probably fare better than the Thursday night comedies, all of which were handily beaten by “Betty White’s Off the Rocker” last week. I would expect NBC to pick up all five, add a sixth from pilot season into the mix, and rotate them around next season, as they have been doing this season. NBC will continue to throw poop at the wall and pray for something to stick. However, the success of “The Voice” and “Betty White: Off the Rocker” does not bode particularly well for the future of the network. Right now, it takes chances because what’s it go to lose? But if it gets even more deep into the reality game, more expensive scripted programming could be benched in favor of “America Ninja Warrior.”



The Office really needs to be on the bubble when it bursts.
I’ve tried so hard this season to stick with The Office. I’ve ignored the haters and defended the show. It’s just not good anymore. Robert California is a bad character. That British woman is even worse. Watching old episodes of a Michael-Scott-run Office really throws the low quality of this season into stark relief. It’s a shame, really. This was such a good show. Was.
We are reviewing unsubstantiated reports that Suburgatory star Jane Levy is a highly trained and recently shaved Ewok.
More information will be released as claims are verified.
Damn. If true, it’ll be the second time an Ewok has been the focus of a sexual fantasy.
I should have never started watching Cougar Town.
I said the same thing about registering with Insta-Trace.
Penny Can for life.
Betty White’s Off the Rocker sounds like a 30 Rock gimmick show from the mind of Jack Donaghy.
Well said
Parenthood is coming back, which is huge.
I wonder how abysmal the “hit” CBS shows would be on another network, and vice versa.
If Cougar Town gets canceled, we’re halfway to the Brian Van Holt/Garret Dillahunt buddy comedy of my dreams!
Of course, if Raising Hope keeps on its current trajectory, freeing the other half will be welcome.
The last two episodes of Raising Hope to wrap up the season were god awful.
It’s everyone’s favorite time in the comments: Nitpick Time!
“The one leg “Cougar Town” has up on the other two is two more seasons, which makes it closer to syndication money.”
Happy Endings finished it’s second season. Cougar Town is on it’s third.
Happy Endings didnt have a full first season did they? Thought it was one of those mini deals.
If I’m not mistaken, ABC stands to profit handsomely from a syndication deal for “Cougartown” because it was developed in house (the same reason they threw “Scrubs” back on for a mostly pointless eighth season). I’m really hoping corporate greed works in my favor for once and we get another season.
For the last time Season 9 was the pointless one. Season 8 was good!
American Ninja would be the best ever. It could be like the biggest loser but instead of homosexual trainers there would be legit Japanese assasins teaching SI Swimsuit Models ninjutsu, and instead of Allison Sweeney, Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J are the hosts. INSANE CLOWN POSSE MY NINJAS.
At the end of the season the last two contestants are sent to kill the crown prince of Monaco or some other titled douche of a country people aren’t really sure exists. It’s all for charity, too.
What about they are sent to kill that season/year’s winner of American Idol or some other reality show?
I’d find some space on the DVR for two hours of Chrissy Teigen and Brooklyn Decker killing everyone ever involved in the Real World/Road Rules.
No Kate Upton because the ninjutsu might cause her boobs to shrink and nobody wants that.
Any word on the fate of Alcatraz?
Paul, I hate to break it to you, but the prison’s been closed for almost 50 years.
It’s kind of surprising you haven’t found out sooner.
Well played Lobster Mobster.
Nicely done. My reading of this comment was accompanied by much suppressed laughter at my cubicle.
I’m down with the shortened final season for Fringe. It’s what the creators seem to want, and last week’s episode set it up to go out with a bang. I’ll miss it, but it’s time.
It’s too bad that more shows don’t get renewed with a definite end date.
I kind of agree. I suppose I’m just happy it’s a series that can actually DO closure.
I hope they get a 5th season at whatever length. I really liked last weeks episode, and I think it would be fun to see more of that. However, they would need to write a certain character in for sure.
I’m pulling for Best Friends Forever to get picked up, but it’s not going to get good ratings sandwiched between shows that aren’t comedies.
Not a fan of Bent. It’s hooking people with its moderate star power and will-they-or-won’t-they thing, but the show itself isn’t that funny or original.
RE: Bent. Someone could invent time travel, go back in time and somehow cast David Walton in ‘Casablanca’ or ‘Citizen Kane’ and the movies would become instant bombs. It’s astounding how bad his track record has been considering he seems like a mostly likable and decently funny guy.
Uh, yeah so, like a friend of mine who doesn’t have internet wants me to ask if you’ve heard anything about Grimm coming back? Not that I care. That show sucks. I’d rather watch monster truck races and hunt live game with nothing but a buck knife but I told his fairy tale loving ass that I’d at least ask for him. (please say it’s coming back)
It’s already been renewed.
Sweet. My friend will be pleased.
As an aside, last week’s Apt. 23 did something no sitcom has done in a long time. It genuinely surprised me with the Dad/Daughter bit. Holy hell I laughed and laughed. I’d really like to see it get a chance to get it’s legs beneath it.
Alas, it will probably go the way of Better Off Ted. I still haven’t forgiven Ufford for constantly talking up that show, therefore making me watch it once and ultimately falling in TV love with it. Only to have it ripped from me like a crack rock from a dope fiend. *shakes fist* DAMN YOU UFFORD!
I feel the same way about Josh (or was it Danger) talking up Terriers to the point where I blew through the season in a weekend and then cried when it was gone.
It’s fairy tales with a twist!
I second that sentiment about Better Off Ted. Bastards.
At this point, The office will go on for 30 seasons and dwight will never be boss, still. Kevin will have at least 10 seasons as the boss.
Never got into Cougar Town- but I have to say as much as I bitch about network and cable not sticking with good shows or putting enough quality scripted programming on; we are looking at 2012/13 tv season potentially featuring Happy Endings, Community, 30 Rock, Parks & Rec, Archer, Always Sunny, The League, Justified, Game of Thrones, Sons of Anarchy, Mad Men…………… plus the new Aaron Sorkin HBO show and VEEP which I really enjoyed. Good god- that is a shit-ton of quality TV when you look at it. I don’t think I have time for any more shows.
Not many people besides me will care, but Unsupervised has been renewed for a second season.
You are freaking kidding me right now. Are you telling me that Unsupervised, the best freaking new cartoon i’ve ever seen all freaking year, is freaking renewed for a freaking second season? You gotta be freaking kidding me right now.
Yay! Good news. I was sure it was dead.
I knew it was coming back.
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I had to go through last year sweating out whether Fringe was going to get renewed and then it did. Okay, so I get closure, which is nice, but it don’t mean I won’t cry like a baby when it happens. Yes, I am that kind of nerd. Can Walter at least get his own spin-off please?
Also, the prospect of becoming a senior citizen and watching Pam and Jim’s kids torment Dwight and Angela’s kid on Office 3000, followed by hologram Betty White’s Off Your Rocket, will be too much for me to bear.
I’d like to know if Castle will be renewed. The show runners are claiming on Twitter that they haven’t heard anything and gossip sites like [castlespoilers.blogspot.com] have nothing of value.
I like Castle and would like to see it keep going for at least one more season.
American Ninja Warrior is actually a lot more interesting then all the network reality show crap. Athletes going through an insane obstacle course is way more entertaining then watching someone attempt to sing/dance/race/etc.
It’s time NBC sacks up and just embraces its fate as the under appreciated network. If I were them I’d just run with it. “Last in Ratings. First in Quality.”
I hope Southland gets renewed. 1600 Penn is pretty good, but …. eh. Happy Endings just doesn’t do it for me. Fired up for S2 of Banshee ( anyone … bueller ? ). The last time the Office was funny, Gerald Ford was Prez.