The guy from “Sweet Genius” creeps me out. There, I said it.
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Looked up “pedophile” in the dictionary, and this creep’s mug was peering back at me.
Of course. What do you think he got so good at making his own candy for?
Somebody better tail the van he is selling said candy out of.
He looks like a character from “The Master of Disguise”.
The first few times I saw the commercials, I saw that, too. Then I realized this guy was real, and it creeped me out even more…
This Batman villan has creeped me out for THE LONGEST. The cops need to raid his basement, pronto. I guarantee you’ll find some sick shit down there.
He definitely has a human centipede or two in his basement
Someone find the gif of him riding on the conveyor belt. FKN brill.
He looks like a a glow worm with a body.
Don’t ask to see his Gaza Strip.
Especially because when he says that name of his own show he pronounces it “sweat genius”. Ugh.
But he makes for great fodder for The Soup.
This guy looks like he’s two seconds away from becoming a cenobite from the Hellraiser movies.
Never seen him, but if Chris Parnell wore a bald cap and did him on SNL I’m thinking he could pull that look off.
*Points finger
Eunuch!!!
Nobody trusts the eunuch.
This man haunts my dreams, like a pastry obsessed Freddy Kruger.
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Looked up “pedophile” in the dictionary, and this creep’s mug was peering back at me.
Of course. What do you think he got so good at making his own candy for?
Somebody better tail the van he is selling said candy out of.
He looks like a character from “The Master of Disguise”.
The first few times I saw the commercials, I saw that, too. Then I realized this guy was real, and it creeped me out even more…
This Batman villan has creeped me out for THE LONGEST. The cops need to raid his basement, pronto. I guarantee you’ll find some sick shit down there.
He definitely has a human centipede or two in his basement
Someone find the gif of him riding on the conveyor belt. FKN brill.
He looks like a a glow worm with a body.
Don’t ask to see his Gaza Strip.
Especially because when he says that name of his own show he pronounces it “sweat genius”. Ugh.
But he makes for great fodder for The Soup.
This guy looks like he’s two seconds away from becoming a cenobite from the Hellraiser movies.
Never seen him, but if Chris Parnell wore a bald cap and did him on SNL I’m thinking he could pull that look off.
*Points finger
Eunuch!!!
Nobody trusts the eunuch.
This man haunts my dreams, like a pastry obsessed Freddy Kruger.