With all our recent talk of “Mad Men,” “Game of Thrones,” and “Eastbound & Down,” we’ve neglected to inform you that this Sunday is the series premiere of that TV show based on a TV movie about sexxxy massages starring the woman from Heartbreakers’ breasts.
That woman is, of course, Jennifer Love Hewitt, who has been in the public eye (and the pervert’s mind) since “Party of Five,” before breaking big in I Know What You Did Last Summer and Can’t Hardly Wait, the greatest movie named after a Replacements’ song ever. And that show is Lifetime’s “The Client List.”
Ads for the show have been EVERYWHERE, from the sides of buses to the bottle of oil my erotic masseuse uses. And every time I see one, I can’t help but think, “JLH has been really attractive for some time now.” (Direct quote.) See here, here, here, and definitely here. (*wants to make a joke about her album Let’s Go Bang, realizes she was only 16 when it was released*) She’s even on the cover of this month’s Maxim, for their “Girls of the 1990s” issue. That begs the question: since the ‘90s, is she the most consistently attractive female TV star? (C’mon, even in her so-called “fat” phase, she was still cute.)
Some other possibilities, as well as a new “Client List” teaser, are after the jump.
I want more like this!
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