Well, “stars.” First there was Eric’s Sister from “That ’70 Show” resembling a bag lady after a rousing game of Crack or Meth. (The answer’s always meth.) And now, Amanda Bynes, former Teen People “25 Hottest Stars Under 25″ selectee, has also been arrested. One more and it’s a trend, and the New Yorker can write about it!
Amanda Bynes was arrested early this morning on a misdemeanor DUI charge after getting into a minor fender bender with L.A.’s Finest.
The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department tells E! News that a black-and-white was preparing to turn right in West Hollywood at approximately 3 a.m. when the 26-year-old thesp, driving a black BMW, allegedly tried to pass and collided with the right rear panel of the cruiser, causing minor paint damage to both vehicles. (Via)
To quote someone in the comments section of that link, “the kartrashians do loves their black menz.” EXACTLY. The perpetually wisdom-teeth-cheeked Bynes, best known for starring on Nickelodeon’s “All That” and “The Amanda Show,” doesn’t have a great mugshot, but her hair’s Easter festive. She’s also got that dead look in her eyes that’s synonymous with former Nick stars. Right, Kenan?
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“[D]oesn’t have a great mugshot”??! She looks like a prostitute in Fallout 3!
Wow, you’re right! That’s freaky.
What a boring mugshot. Nick Nolte is not impressed. Probably only blew a .09, rookie.
Whatever she blew, she probably got paid in bottle caps to do it.
I’m not sure I believe she’s only 26.
This does not in any way detract from my love of her masterpiece Sydney White.
Did anyone else have a curious boner when watching She’s the Man? I’m only mildly ashamed of this.
So many black penises have been in or around that mouth…
Ching ching!
I believe that dead look in their eye is cocaine coursing through their veins. She’s probably all, “Just wait until I call my lawyer! He got Lindsay Lohan probation!”
Not a great mugshot, but it’s a Megan Fox sextape compared to the “Eric’s Sister” one.
Her eyes look really close together in that picture. She was so hot a few years ago. Guess it’s the heavy eye makeup? Or her cheeks got bigger. Anyway… bummer.
Why does the theme from “Chained Heat” keep impinging upon my thoughts?
Once again proving that people who drive BMWs are the absolute worst.
Was she driving on the sidewalk? I’m not sure I understand the mechanics of the accident they describe.
omg katniss everdeen dui!