Here is a picture of Alison Brie walking around Los Angeles. Shockingly, she is not the best part of this picture. The best part of this picture — BY A COUNTRY GODDAMN MILE — is the super casual dude in the background leering at her while sipping on an iced coffee.
OK, be honest. Which one of you is this?
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The fact that he has his hand in his pocket cranks the creepy up to 11.
I have seen super-casual-creeper-dude, and he is me. Us. All of us. That dude is all of us in that situation.
Well, which ever one of you is the hand, will you please stop stroking which ever one of you is the cock? It’s creeping me out.
(I call dibs on being the eyes!)
If only we didn’t know what Matt looks like.
Uggs are still a thing? Anyways, I may as well be that dude. I would’ve looked slightly to moderately more creepy, even.
I think my favorite part is that he’s leaning back slightly as well.
Glad to know that Alison Brie dresses like a college freshman. Uggs in LA? Uh-uh, girl.
(snaps fingers in Z)
It’s sad that I thought the exact same thing.
with shorts!
I still would.
Here he’s saying, “Whoa.” Two frames later he’s saying, “Ah-ooooh-gah! Hamina hamina hamina.”
I like to think that in the previous second, he was facing the other direction, but pivoted on his left foot to check her out.
Also, I love jean shorts.
Commonly known as “jorts”
I agree with the others about the Uggs. Anything that covers even an inch of her calves is an atrocity.
Goddamnit, Dad.
Don’t be silly. Nobody here would be that obvious. We would be hidden under the traffic cone. What do you think we are, amateurs?
DG, I’d like to think that you’d have enough respect for my stalking skills to know that I would never be out in the open like that.
thought it was actor Mike Bunin at first…it’s not
She’s so cute she even makes those abhorrent Uggs cute.
Lies. Uggs are NEVER cute.
I’m pretty sure she is reading the text I sent her with a picture of my junk. TRUE STORY!
This is going to be the Uproxx Christmas Card for 2012.
I’m gonna go ahead and guess that guy is about to be an Uproxx Photoshop staple.
Yeah, him and Smiling Leo should be paired together…
stop looking at my girlfriend
You know its not me because I would be stroking it as I was walking behind her. Public Decency laws be damned.
Is anyone going to blame him for his actions here? Anyone? Hell, he is restrained as far as I am concerned.
I am just super disappointed that it’s an iced coffee and not him lowering his sunglasses with one finger while looking over the top of them saying “Damn girl”
Good lord. If that’s how Allison Brie looks when casually out in public, my head might explode.
I’m Spartacus.
FYI: I deleted Observerwwtdd’s comment and am taking steps towards having him banned. Good-natured jokes are one thing, but any comments referencing sexual assault in that manner are completely unacceptable, and have no place at WG. Or anywhere.
Vaya con dios, asshole.
*slow clap*
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but….how….will…I….get …..my daily crazy….ellipse….fix?
It was only a matter of time.
Who had April 12th in the office pool?
Thanks, that guy is a tool. I know because I am a hammer.
It’s about fucking time.
/was requesting for Observerwwtdd to be banned before was cool. Seriously, ask Matt.
doodle eee doooooo do do do…hammer down
Good, send him back to the dregs of the Internet……..(just for good measure)
Bravissimo!
I made an account just for this momentous occasion. Thank you so much, Danger.
Thank………you……..so……..much
He walks like the laziest member of the North Korean Army.
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Leonard?
NEW TXT MSG 04/12/12 10:45:52: “You’ve got mail…pattern baldness…AND OMG HE’S RIGHT BEHIND YOU RUNNNN!1!I1!”
Also, you guys should probably just make that picture the new banner image for this website. Just photoshop his shirt to say Warming Glow and that’s basically the mission statement for this entire blog.
Say what you will, but David Wain is looking good there.
Saw the same thing.
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Is it just me or is the perspective in this photo really weird? Or is Alison Brie really really tiny?
It’s the perspective. It’s a candid celeb pic so it’s probably a massive telephoto lens or something something something penis joke.
I’m tired.
Plus she’s also kinda tiny.
We are all that creepy dude staring at Alison Brie’s ass, and he is all of us.
Looks like a non-ginger Louis CK…
Countdown to Vince Vaughn ice cream is photoshopped into that pic…10, 9, 8…
Or sad Keanu.
*raises hand*
*slaps super casual dude*
You will knock-off this casual bullshit and treat an Alison Brie sighting as the amazing, exhilarating experience it is! I’ll have your head on a spike!
Her hair is fantastic, has she landed a shampoo contract yet? He could land one too if a rival company wanted to indulge in a denigatory advertising campaign.
We’re not the guy in the photo, we’re the guy taking the photo then later photoshopping skateboarding Corgis wearing sunglasses onto it. Well, you are anyway.
Unobserved creep: whoever took the picture.
2/10- texts while she walks. DO NOT WANT.