
It’s a sad few months for viewers of quality television, as FX’s original programming is on hiatus. It’s actually an opportune time to take a break, as “Mad Men” and “Game of Thrones” fill the gaps between “Justified” and “Louie.” Original programming will return on June 28th, and FX has two new shows, and two returning shows, toplined by the return of “Louie.” The first promo from season three doesn’t offer anything substantive, nor does it add to Louis CK’s 20 Commandments to Live By, but there is a cool nod to Woody Allen’s Manhattan. It’s not nearly enough to get us to June, but it’s something.
The other returning show is “Wilfred,” which returns for its second season.
Charlie Sheen also returns to television with his television remake of the Adam Sandler film, Anger Management. There’s a teaser for that, too, and for some reason, people actually want it to succeed.
Finally, Russell Brand has apparently exhausted all his good will in feature films and is returning to television with a late-night talk show, “Brand X with Russell Brand.”
Now that I’ve officially met my promotional obligation to plug all the new shows on FX, the network owes me a new edition of “CharDee MacDennis: The Game of Games.”



Russell Brand is fucking terrible.
He really, really is.
So, in short, FX is flipping a coin in June?
Real Talk: does ANYBODY know ANYONE who actually likes Russell Brand? My theory is that he got his fame through some sort of “Trading Places”- type bet. Mortimer & Randolph are laughing their asses off right now.
He was really good in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Perhaps almost too good, because nothing else he’s ever done (even the same character in Get Him to the Greek) has been close to that.
Watching Charlie Sheen get older and weirder isn’t something I expected to suffer. Ima gonna’ just call his show Death Takes a Holiday.
Charlie Sheen is not endearing with his “I’m a sexy rogue/lovable fuckup” shtick. He isn’t any of those things. He just sucks now.