
Hm, how to phrase this without sounding the least bit political? Let’s try: yesterday, the President of the United States, who I can neither confirm nor deny is definitely not a Green Party member, appeared on a special taping of “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” at the University of North Carolina Chapel Hill. The Commander-in-Chief, who I probably have no opinion of, good or bad, slow jammed the news with Fallon and the Roots. The topic: keeping student loan interest rates low, something that the “Barackness Monster,” which is most likely not the name of a real monster, wants to do. MAYBE. I think that was handled without bias…
AND THEN HE DROPPED THE MIC, which is always the best thing to do ever. U-S-A! U-S-A!


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Epic fence-sitting, my friend.
With such instincts to embrace the mushy middle where nothing gets done and no one gets offended, you’ll be a lock for a U.S. Senate seat. Or Jay Leno’s job.
I don’t care your politics, our president is pimp.
That was some weak-a$$ mic-dropping. One must extend one’s arm out parallel to the stage and pop one’s hand open as if an M-80 exploded in his hand, while looking disdainfully at the audience. The President dropped it like it was a dirty tissue he was throwing away. That is NOT how a Commander-in-Chief should drop a mic. He should get Kanye to show him how it’s done.
/Romney2012
//Not really
Figures Vandelay Industries would be for big-business Romney!
Fallon had Obama. Conan had Ron Artest. NBC finding new ways to screw CoCo.
It’s like Peter King wrote that intro paragraph, there was so much fence-sitting.
This also good mic dropping form. However, a mic is way easier to drop than a telprompter.
I see your Charlie Murphy and raise you an Eddie
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Now the Murphy brothers know how to drop a mic!!
Damn, Obama could’ve locked up 400 electoral votes for November if he dropped the mic Charlie Murphy style instead.
I wish he would have just gone ahead and set it down on the stage, nice and gentle-like.
Come, Josh, pick a side! We’re at war!
Chapel Thrilled to be here.
I think you did great, man. Some people will just always have a problem with his Barackness.
A segment with the pop culture president featuring references to Kim Kardashian dating Kayne and Tim Tebow. This was like the seventh circle of hell.
Also, Obama’s appearance on Fallon added another $500,000,000 (by conservative estimates, it’s likely more than that) to the national debt. TRUTH.
/Fox News trolled
I was hoping for an Obama Let Us Play With Your Look but the slow jams worked.
Our President is the greatest actor since Ronald Reagan. Too bad he doesn’t have the same economic sense.
What makes a man turn neutral … Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
-Zapp Brannigan