
Here’s a quick rundown of some recent ratings and renewals news: Yesterday, Fox renewed its Tuesday night lineup, giving “Glee” a fourth season (boo!), “Raising Hope” a third season (cool), and “New Girl” a second (awesome). It’s worth noting that “New Girl” has gotten significantly better over the course of the season, “Raising Hope” hit a lull but has bounced back since its Valentine’s Day episode, and “Glee” blows on every single level. There’s some question about the fate of the characters played by Chris Colfer, Lea Michele and Cory Monteith, who are all graduating, but honestly, I don’t care enough to explore it. The only minor surprise among the renewals is “Raising Hope,” because I thought that Mindy Kaling’s new show would be a shoo-in as a time-slot partner with “New Girl.” That may still be the case, and “Raising Hope” may anchor another comedy block.
Meanwhile, in ratings news, “Game of Thrones” held up nicely in its second week, holding on to 97 percent of its debut ratings. That’s outstanding, suggesting not only that viewers are watching “Game of Thrones” in droves, but they’re not even DVR delaying it. They’re watching it live. “Game of Thrones” had 3.8 million viewers (6.5 million once the later airing was factored in), while over on AMC, “Mad Men” had 2.5 million viewers, and “The Killing” had 1.8 million. It’s worth noting, too, that what little momentum “The Killing” regained last week all but vanished in Sunday night’s episode.
Finally, Jennifer Love Hewitt — a chesty favorite around here, despite protestations of Warming Glow Native Son, Matt — scored sizable ratings with her Lifetime show, “The Client List.” It fetched 2.8 million viewers, Lifetime’s biggest debut since “Drop Dead Diva,” whatever that is. My colleague over on Pajiba reviewed the debut of “The Client List” and summed it up thusly: “Jennifer Love Hewitt is cleavage and cheekbones with a whirling vortex of stupid for a brain.” That is to say: Just because she’s appreciated in a low-cut blouse doesn’t mean anyone has any intention of actually watching her show.



I’ve gone on record as saying that I would love to live out the rest of my days buried in Hewitt’s ample bosoms and I have absolutely no intention of watching her new show.
shooped.
. It’s worth noting that “New Girl” has gotten significantly better over the course of the season,
I could not have gotten worse…….so I guess I agree…
“Jennifer Love Hewitt is cleavage and cheekbones with a whirling vortex of stupid for a brain.”
It’s on Lifetime. At least they were nice enough to throw in cleavage and cheekbones.
Dropdead Diva is a heartwarming tale about a supermodel who has passed, only to be reincarnated as an overweight fashion magazine editor who now is realizing that physical beauty is worth only so much, but real beauty comes from within.
Can you tell I’m married?
By the way, any word on Breaking In? It’s a pretty decent show, though the Mullalley/Slater dynamic hasn’t worked itself out yet and they lost the hottest girl in the cast.
Christian Slater can’t buy himself a TV show. This is third one in what, four years? If he gets a second season out of this one, it’ll be the furthest he’s gotten so far.
This is its second season.
Waymond: You may be confusing the first season of this show for a separate show. Pretty sure he’s only had Breaking In and that show about the evil twin or whatever.
The Client List: #sixseasonsandaporno
Game of Thrones just got renewed for a third season via [hbowatch.com]
The fact you can even watch ‘New Girl’ means that part of your brain must just be dead. In which case, I am sorry for shitting on you in the past, you do very well for someone with your condition Dustin.
Thanks for mentioning cleavage and New Girl but not showing Hannah Simone. Wait, I meant no thanks for not doing that.
Whoa, unexpected Afternoon boner from the banner pic.
Actually DVRd the Hewitt thing. The only way to watch something on lifetime is with the ability to fast forward.
It was… pretty bad. Even by lifetime standards. Among other things:
Nothing really resembling sex is shown.
Every one of her clients is a hunky twenty-something with a chest that could deflect bullets.
Her husband is stressed about them not having enough money for the kids so he leaves them. Logic much?
I’d have respected the show more if she’d had all the hunky guys there for the regular massages and said, “Hey, now turning pro might not be so bad!” only to have the hairy and desperate guys show up after she signed on. Sort of a bait-n-switch.
In Short: Not a high enough boob-to-stupidity ratio to ever watch again.
Yep, getting into the “Transformers 2″ paradox right there.
Jennifer Love Hewitt has breasts?
I like this picture.
I had the client list on the DVR and finally got around to watching it…I agree wholeheartedly with Homo Erectus, however I feel that the massages montage scenes are extremely gif-able…can someone with interwebz smarts make this happen?