
Do you have a sh-tload of disposable income and an affinity for cartoons based on pizza loving turtles who are experts in the martial arts? Boy, do I have good news for you. The original sketch of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is up for auction. The top bid is currently $6,500, which is either way too high for some crappy pencil drawing, or way too low for the first iteration of something that resulted in a multimillion dollar television and film franchise. I honestly can’t decide. Anyway, via Blastr, here is the backstory about how the image — and the whole TMNT franchise — came to be, according to co-creator Kevin Eastman:
“Late in November 1983, Peter Laird and I were sharing a studio (our living room) in Dover, New Hampshire. One work night, in an effort to make Peter laugh, I drew a sketch of this character I called a ‘Ninja Turtle’ and threw it onto Peter’s desk. He did laugh, and did a version of his own—to which I needed to take it one step further, and did a pencil sketch of four different Turtles, each holding a different weapon—and gave it to Peter, who wanted to ink it in—and when he did, he added ‘Teenage Mutant’ to the ‘Ninja Turtle’ part of the logo, and we both fell off our chairs! “The next day, we both looked at the drawing, and decided that we really needed to come up with a story about how these characters came to be—and began to hammer out the story details. Deciding to make it an homage/parody to some of our heroes and inspirations (and dedicating it to them) we worked through the winter of 1983-84 and, after finding a local New England printer, we borrowed money from my Uncle Quentin and we printed the first 3 ,000 copies—premiering the book at a local Portsmouth comic convention May 5th, 1984.
“From that day forward, and for the next 30 years, the TMNTs became a worldwide phenomenon (cartoons, toys, and movies) that even to this day we still try to completely understand—and it all started with this drawing. …”
In conclusion, I will now re-post my rankings of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, because it has been almost a year since we discussed this, and I love it when all of the deranged Raphael fans come out of the woodwork to yell at me.
1) Leonardo – Leonardo is awesome because he was the leader, and he had swords.
2) Michaelangelo – Loved pizza, played with nunchucks, and was a clearly a huge pothead. He and teenage-me would have gotten along famously.
3) Donatello – NERD ALERT.
4) Raphael – Raphael was a dick and sais are stupid. You know who else carries around tiny little pitchforks? Toddlers in devil costumes. Get a real weapon.
Have a pleasant day.



This would have absolutely nothing to do with TV but where do I request an article where Danger ranks the Wu Tang members and explains each one with a sentence or two?
This sort of thing can be arranged.
I second this request. Though, I will respond to any suggestion to the effect that (1) Liquid Swords wasn’t the best solo album put out by a Wu Tang member or (2) that Method Man isn’t the best pure MC in the group by using every last resource I have to unplug DG from the Internet.
/still uses GZA’s “Swordsman” as personal theme song
I’d argue Cuban Linx > Swords. Though Linx to Swords to Ironman is arguably the best three album stretch of any rap producer.
/WuFlaWa
As someone who still names one of his fantasy football teams “Wu-Gambinos” every year, I don’t dispute the merits of Cuban Linx for best solo album by one of the group members. That said, I think the Swordsman had better rhymes, harder beats and more awesome samples for every single track on the album, whereas there are always a couple of tracks on Cuban Linx that I’ll skip over.
In conclusion, HOW DARE YOU NOT VALIDATE MY OWN PREFERENCES.
/Duel of the Iron Mics is on
WE SHALL RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE THEN!
Wait, you don’t have any teams named Swordsmen?
I’ve thought about naming a team the “Swordsmen” in the past, but I think the reference would be lost on too many people. Normally I’ll have one team named the “Wu-Gambinos” and one named the “Ticallion Stallions” (a nod to Method Man, of course).
^ I approve of this.
I just assume Danger’s list would note that Ghost has the best first two albums, ergo (Latin), relevant.
Wu Tang is a takeout place, right?
Do you just like being yelled at?
Not especially, but I do enjoy a brief window into the madness required to think Raphael is the best Ninja Turtle.
Know who else is a leader with a sword? That’s right: Joffrey.
So is RZA. Checkmate.
Oh yeah? Nnngh…DAMMIT.
Look, I’m not judging you. Sometimes it’s just fun to antagonize people.
“Wise man say, ‘forgiveness is divine,’ but never pay full price for late pizza.”
The dickish rogue is always a fan favorite, i.e. Han Solo, Wolverine, and what’s-his-name from LOST. That being said, Michaelangelo is the best.
Han Solo is a scoundrel, not a dick. Important distinction.
Agreed with Patty, Han Solo, Wolverine, the guy from Lost in that good episode of Community all acted dickish, but ultimately they had redeeming qualities and matured roguish anti-heroes to leaders.
Raphael is a dick, that was his defining trait. He’ll always be dick, and when Michel Bay ruins them in the upcoming movie he’ll just be a dick with more explosions and lenses flare.
Raphael is Han Solo. Do you remember how concerned April was when he went missing? Raph had her swooning, she just didn’t want to show it around the other turtles.
must I remind us of th song? Raphael is cool, but crude, and Michaelangelo is a party dude. any ranking of turtles that doesn’t have them 1-2 is awful. sorry DG, but swords isn’t enough to overcome the fact that leonardos a tool.
This is total B.S. Everyone knows they’re aliens.
Blasphemy!
You sonofabitch
I include the video games in my rankings, so Donatello is A #1.
So much this. And the game also hurts Raphael’s stock a good deal (as he sucked donkey balls in the NES game).
Leonardo is boring. Michaelangelo is for children. Donatello’s a geek. Raphael has a quick, sardonic wit that is hilarious.
Does anyone remember later on when they switched Mike from Nunchuks to that weird grappling hook? What a piece of shit that was.
Damn parents groups, ruining everything.
Relevant?
Also this. And I remembered I could embed things! Huzzah!
Wait, how do you put links in words? And make the words indent and bold?
Well, first you have to introduce the link to the word; if they don’t get along, it just won’t work out. Then, you wrap the link in some presentable HTML tags (it prefers a href ones) and then put the word inside it. If all goes well, you’ll soon have a linked word!
Bolded stuff works in a similar manner; I’m not sure about indents–do you mean the blockquote tag?
Test:
So it’s all herfs? Let’s see if this works.
I was not aware that they had separate personalities. I thought one talked like a stoner and they all made jokes about getting pizza. The end.
But then I was slightly too old for TMNT when came out. “Kid stuff”, I’d say as I thumbed through my copy of the Silver Surfer and listened to Dio.
1. Michaelangelo – duh.
2. Donatello – Smart, even when I was a kid, I realized that you need someone with know-how on your team.
3. Raphael – Always trying to do his own thing at the expense of the team, but at least he wasn’t as bad as
4. Leonardo. Worst leader I ever seen. Always hated him but was jelly of his swords.
Michael Bay should buy this sketch. Then wipe his ass with it, tape it to the roof of a Ferrari, crash the Ferrari into a fully laden petrol tanker and BOOM! Blow that shit up.
That’s the trailer that will get the TMNT fanboys on his side.
Am I the only one that read the comics? Cartoon Michelangelo was an abomination. That version was basically what it would have looked like for Sean Penn to play Han Solo…as Jeff Spicoli. Terrible.