
Back in October 1962, the same month the Soviet Union and the United States were embroiled in a potentially disastrous dispute over Soviet nuclear missiles located 90 miles off the coast of Florida (more commonly known as the Cuban Missile Crisis), a man named J.C.R. Licklider was hired by a government agency to help connect the computers in the Pentagon and the Department of Defense. The goal was simple and straightforward: find a way to make communication among the nation’s high-level defense organizations faster and more efficient, with the hope that it would give the United States a leg up in the worldwide ideological fight against communism. Licklider eventually left the agency before this network, called ARPANET, was fully operational, but his vision and writings on the subject would become vital in the early stages of what we now call “the Internet.”
I only mention this backstory to bring up this point: if we ever invent a time machine, and I believe we will one day, I call dibs on traveling back to 1962 and explaining to J.C.R. Licklider that the invention he was devoting his entire professional career to — for the purpose of protecting the nation from a potential nuclear apocalypse — would be used in 2012 to compile six minutes worth of uncredited celebrity phone calls from a television show that ended eight years earlier. I imagine it would blow his mind into 1000 tiny little depressed pieces.
NOTE: I would also spend a solid 30-40 minutes explaining the Police Academy movies to him. Not for any important historical reason. I just imagine he’d enjoy it.
via Buzzfeed



That video reminded me how much I wanted to have sex with Gillian Anderson once upon a time.
By “Once upon a time” do you mean today? She is still a hot little fire crotch.
@Johnny: I was a bit surprised that she’s only 43, since the X-Files seems so long ago to me, but an image search had me admiring how good she’s making 43 look.
I thought this was going to be a joke video with celebrity voicemails or phone calls spliced in.
I would also spend a solid 30-40 minutes explaining the Police Academy movies to him. Not for any important historical reason. I just imagine he’d enjoy it.
Well, of course he’d enjoy them. He’s not made of stone, is he?
But I disagree that there wouldn’t be an important historical reason for talking about the series. I mean, if you can explain the end of the Cold War without reference to “Police Academy 7: Mission to Moscow,” then you’re a better man than I am.
This is like the Robot Chicken of times past……
Thank you for this. I’ve actually been watching this show on DVD recently. Funny that Laura Linney was one of the callers, as she later returned to be Frasier’s final love interest in the last season.