Justified (FX) – I could not possibly be more excited about the prospect of a Dickie Bennett/Boyd Crowder collaboration. I hope they talk about their respective hairstyles for a solid 15 minutes of screen time. (NOTE: Tomorrow we have VJ Boyd AND Jon Worley swinging by the discussion thread.)
New Girl (FOX) – “30 Rock’s” Katrina Bowden guest stars as one of the two women Nick is juggling. Related: I hate Nick.
Dancing with the Stars (ABC) – Results show. Josh’s post from this morning about Jaleel White snapping at his partner, talking about portaying Stefan Urquelle, and crying after dancing to Babyface is everything I dreamed of when it was announced he would be on the show. (Although “Cougar Town” getting yanked off the air tonight in favor of a “DWTS Encore” is somewhat less exciting.)
The Biggest Loser/The Voice/Fashion Star (NBC) – NBC should put Cee-Lo on all three of these shows.
Tabitha Takes Over (Bravo) – I don’t know who Tabitha is or what she is taking over, but I am just going to assume that this is a reality show about former MTV News reporter Tabitha Soren and her new career as a cutthroat corporate raider who takes control of struggling businesses, lays off thousands of people, then sells off the new leaner company for a tidy profit.
Deadliest Catch (Discovery) – Two hours of highlights from season 7. The ocean is not to be trusted, people.
Chopped (Food Network) – Viewers choose the ingredients the contestants must use in tonight’s episode. How about things that actually go together for once? I’m voting for steak, whiskey, and Die Hard on Blu-Ray.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Edie Falco and Amy Schumer on Kimmel; Ted Danson on Ferguson; Maya Rudolph and Jason Biggs on Leno; Regis Philbin and Rachel Dratch on Fallon; and Mike Tyson and Chris Elliot on Conan
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FYI – David Wain directed tonight’s New Girl. Just throwing that out there.
Katrina Bowden has been on a TV show for how many years and I still have no idea if she’s any good at acting.
Also, I still don’t care and am firmly behind her getting more work.
Watch Tucker and Dale versus Evil. Kind of a Sean of the Dead vibe, but with Alan Tudyk and more importantly Katrina Bowden in a somewhat substantial-er role.
I rode in an elevator with her once. I can assure you she’s excellent at looking hot.
While Boyd’s coiffe is impressive to say the least, I find that Dickie’s hair style has a certain I don’t give-a-fuck look that I think meshes well with his being completely out of his mind.
In a fight between the two hairstyles I think that Dickie’s wins due to it’s unpredictability in the ring.
Tabitha…..
….could be the baby from “Bewitched”…..takes over the nose twitching….
Ah Deadliest Catch where no one gets killed because of the job and they either have crab or dont. RIP Discovery channel you used to teach people stuff.
But I’m hardly learning at all!
Tabitha is part of that weird Reality Show evolution. She was a bitchy Hairdresser on a show on Bravo, who lost but had a forceful personality. So they had her host a show where she goes to hairdressing businesses and “takes over” to fix them in a couple days to keep them from going under (Think “Bar Rescue” or that one Gordon Ramsey show). Now they seem to think she’s qualified to go to ANY business and tell them why they fail.
I know entirely too much about this for someone who has watched a grand total of 8 minutes of her on screen.
As for Deadliest Catch, unless the crabs are hording gold I’m not interested. FAIL, Discovery Channel, no one is mining or dredging so I’m not interested.
She is the female Gordon Ramsey. Except she’s a lesbian; I have a feeling though that any sex tape she makes would be as verbally abusive.
Can I put in a formal request for the “Jew in the couch!” scene from last night’s New Girl to make an appearance in the TV .gifs of the week segment this week?