Everything on TV tonight kind of pales after last night’s “Justified.” I think I’ll just turn off the TV tonight and stare at this GIF, instead. BAM. Never gets old. I will also give someone a crisp $10 bill if you can successfully and awesomely mash that GIF up with this GIF. TOGETHER, WE CAN RULE THE INTERNET.
Don’t Trust the B—- in Apt. 23 (ABC) — Terrible name, but promising new show. It’s definitely worth watching a few episodes, just to see how long it takes before they exhaust James Van Der Beek’s character. Krysten Ritter is not bad to look at, either.
Suburgatory/Modern Family (ABC) — After a three-week hiatus (and I believe, four of the last five weeks), “Modern Family” finally returns for Claire’s city-council election. I bet this is also the episode where Manny is annoying.
Psych (USA) — Sixth season finale. I would pay to watch Gus have a dance-off against Turk someday. MAKE THAT HAPPEN CHRISTMAS JESUS.
Best Friends Forever (NBC) — I watched the pilot last week. It wasn’t bad, but not terribly good, either, but it’s definitely a show. And it stars people. It’s on NBC. Tonight. That’s the best recommendation money can buy (thanks for that quarter, NBC!)
Revenge: From the Beginning: Finally, your chance to not watch an episode that recaps all those other episodes you didn’t watch.
LATE NIGHT LISTINGS: Magic Johnson AND Larry Bird are on Dave tonight, while Leno has Rachel Maddow and Peeta. Ashley Judd is on Kimmel, Adam Goldberg is on Ferguson, JOEL MCHALE is on Fallon, Ricky Gervais is on “The Daily Show,” and Michelle Obama is on Colbert.
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I bet this is also the episode where Manny is annoying.
Vegas is not longer accepting action on this wager as it pays out 100% of the time.
+1000
I want to smush his face into a paste!
Apt. 23 looks to be as aggressively terrible as Whitney but with more attractive characters. I’m up for that kind of suffering.
I can’t be as bad as Whitney, because Whitney Cummings isn’t involved, and she’s been voted worst comedian & writer of all time.
There’s something amiss with the two lead characters in that show, attractiveness-wise. Moderate butterfaces.
I checked out the advance episodes of Apt. 23 on Hulu this morning. It wasn’t great, but it had some good moments, and damn it if I didn’t find myself liking the Beek.
Main characters are pretty funny, everyone else sucks. And I can’t stop looking at Krysten Ritter because pale white girls with jet black hair are my kryptonite.
I also enjoyed the masturbating neighbor, but you more or less summed it up.
I have to watch it cause I know a guy who’s gonna be on it, but I’m otherwise not particularly enthusiastic about this show.
How about two $5 bills?
If I ever took the time to figure out how to make GIFs, I would never leave the house.
WUT?
Other than this post and when Fred Savage was on Comedy Bang Bang last week to promote it, I have never heard anthing about BFFs. It seems like both this show and that Amanda Peet show were just swept under the rug as if they hoped no one noticed.
Compare that to Whitney and that goddamned Chelsea Handler show, which were shoved down our throats at every opportunity up until their premiere and it’s not hard to see why NBC will never sniff the top again.
i dont care, i still modern family a pleasure to watch. it’s hard enough to find good tv shows amongst the 95% of crap like big bang theory and two and a half men, id say we could do without picking on Modern Family. Maybe be happy a pretty solid show is actual popular so we dont have to fear its cancellation every season. I’m sure it will actually suck probably in another 3 seasons, usually after 5 is the common breakpoint, but for now im going to enjoy it, it’s not season 1, but it’s still way more quality than having another Whitney or Paul Reiser comedy jammed down our throats. The fact that i can enjoyably watch an hour of comedy on back to back nights between Modern Family/Happy Endings (when it was airing back to back that is) and Community or Parks&Rec/30 Rock on network tv is a miracle anymore
still *think* modern family
After the three episode Justified DVR run last night nothing here is even slightly appealing.
Tomorrow I expect Glorious Gifs of Gloria’s Gifts!
AKA I want boobs!
Surely there is a .gif of Quarles reaching towards his now severed arm, then Raylan tugging it away like he’s a child reaching for candy that isn’t his.
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Ja. That will teach me not to get properly .gif hunting.
The rest are good too.
Off topic, but I think somebody was talking about this scene on another thread here: