
Best Friends Forever (NBC) — The third of six episodes of this sitcom that will be canceled by the end of May. Here’s my hearty endorsement: “It’s an OK show.” — Dustin Rowles, Warming Glow
Don’t Trust the B—- in Apt. 23 — You have got to be kidding me, ABC. After four reruns in five weeks, there’s ANOTHER RERUN of “Modern Family” tonight. No wonder the ratings are sinking. Anyway, Kiernan Shipka, who plays Sally Draper in “Mad Men” will be on the “Don’t Trust the B—-” tonight. I hope she reenacts this GIF.

Survivor (CBS) — “Survivor” is in that really boring part of the season where an alliance of around five or six just starts picking off everyone else until there’s no one left and they have to start picking off their own. I think there’s still two men left, so obviously the women’s alliance will pick off one of them.
Betty White: Off Their Rockers (NBC) — I’ve never seen a second of this show, but apparently it’s now one of NBC’s highest rated programs. I heard from someone else, however, that it starts to suck even before the opening credits end. I feel like Betty White deserves a better send-off into the afterlife than this.
Total Blackout (SyFy) — OK, this has to be the dumbest idea for a reality game show yet, but I absolutely have to see it. Jaleel White — Urkel from “Family Matters” — hosts a show in which a group of people are surrounded in complete darkness, afraid of obstacles and themselves. I can’t believe this show is real. Someone must have been, like: “Hey! Here’s an idea. Let’s get a group of people, put them in a room, and TURN OFF THE LIGHTS. We’ll get that nerdy kid from ‘Family Matters’ to host. It’ll be HUGE.”
LATE NIGHT LISTINGS: Rob Lowe is on Dave, Adam Levine is on Leno, Schmidt from “New Girl” is on Kimmel, Phil Keoghan from “The Amazing Race” is on Ferguson, Fallon follows up a visit with the President with a visit from the entire cast of “30 Rock” (rehearsing their live show), and Jason Segel is on “The Daily Show.”



I like to think that all TV execs speak like Al Michaels. Hence, it’ll actually be “YOOOOGE”.
I’ve got high hopes for Don’t Trust the B blah blah blah. It was good last week.
I saw the Betty White show in November or January when I was visiting my dad and he didn’t change the channel. I think I smiled once. I most definitely didn’t chuckle.
ABC sure likes to air reruns from 8 to 9:30 and then a new Happy Endings or Apt 23 at 9:30. I guess Modern Family is a good lead-in whether it’s a rerun or not. Anyhow, Best Friends Forever is new at 8:30, and I want it to do well. It’s partially improvised- like ‘Curb’!
Apt. 23 so completely threw down the gauntlet last week with the Dad Fucker Episode that I’m hoping it didn’t blow it’s wad too soon. Most people won’t let something like that slide. Or so I’ve heard.
In tonight’s episode of Alvis Points Out Dustin’s Goofs (still sore about “Hogan’s Family”):
There have been TWO new episodes of Modern Family in the last five weeks, not just one.
Honestly, man, this takes five seconds to check before posting.
Sally Draper humps the floor! Sally Draper humps the floor!
Sally Draper humps the floor! Sally Draper humps the floor!
*air guitar*
And it’s actually the 4th of 6 episodes of BFFs, but nobody really cares. I’d like the show if the blonde wasn’t so annoying.
You know how when someone says “The president” everyone knows they mean “Barack Obama”? Or when someone wants a “facial tissue” they just say “Kleenex”? Or a “cotton swab” is called a “Q-Tip”?
Keeping this in mind, there is no reason to ever call Screech or Urkel by their real names.
They are not people anymore. They are modern day Gomer Pyle’s.
And it’s not like people go around calling Charles in Charge “that guy who used to bang Pam Anderson”…..except on his STD tests….but that’s just to save time so they don’t have to actually do the tests and can just send him positive results for everything.