As previously discussed, our girlfriend-who-doesn’t-know-it-yet Alison Brie appeared on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno,” wearing an outfit straight out of “Speed Racer.” She made a balloon animal for co-guest Garry Shandling (SO much sexual tension) and discussed working as a clown for her first show business job and having “a thing for” the bearded lady who taught a circus class at her college. (Alas, she didn’t go to clown college, so I can’t reference this.) She also said she used to work in Compton, which naturally led to:
You’re a saint, Chet. Oh, Alison also talked about getting a nude massage, if that’s your thing. Which it is, because you’re reading Warming Glow. Clips below (just put a piece of cardboard on the right side of your screen).
UPDATE: Commenter juca made this GIF. Enjoy.
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So, i made a gif: [i.imgur.com]
And I shall display your GIF.
I think I just popped my balloon….
My pants need to be adjusted for inflation…
nnnngggggghhhhh *sits back and smokes a cigarette*
It is now important and has been added to the post. Thankfully.
As I used to tell Uff this all of the time, if Warming Glow were to start a dry cleaning business to take care of its readers, err, “stained” pants, it would be insanely lucrative.
/slinks away to dry cleaners, hopes they have clean pants ready to replace ones put on this morning
So, i made a gif…
No, sir, what you made is called “history.”
And I shall comment on your GIF… You Sir are a hero and an inspiration, we need some what of a site with all the Alison Brie GIFs for quick and easy access.
She can take a ride on my powerful Mach 5″ anyti-WAIT, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO SOUND CLASSIER AND LESS REVEALING THAN THAT!
I sort of like the suit. Sure, she’s one of maybe 10 people who could pull it off, but still.
… I’m the only one paying attention to the suit, aren’t I?
There’s a suit?
What show were you watching? Make sense woman!
I like the suit too, Patty. Although I think the hair & make-up makes her look a little too much like Eliza Dushku.
I also looked and the suit but I am not into it nor do I agree about pulling it off. I do agree about the Dushku make-up though.
She’s looked better, yes, but more overtly sexual and gif-able? No.
“Rated PG-13 for brief rudeness and appearances by Garry Shandling”
/shudders
*blank stare*
It’s a testament to how much I love Alison Brie that I can sit through the shitty, unfunny, lame, rude, and inappropriate interjections from Jay Leno and Garry Shandling.
Has anyone’s stock fallen further than Shandling’s? He’s the creator of two amazing shows, but since Larry Sanders went off the air in 1998, bupkis.
Her being sandwiched between those two and their lame jokes was positively cringe-worthy.
Jay Leno … not even Alison Brie talking about nude massages and blowing up phallic balloons can make your show tolerable.
I wouldn’t say his stock has fallen so much as he hasn’t done anything since Larry Sanders. To be fair though, no chance he would top that brilliant show so why not lounge around, host a few awards shows and live the good life? Props to Garry.
Also, noting that Garry is “awkward” is being redundant.
I don’t know, I’m kinda feeling proud of Garry Shandling for this one, dude totally got eye fucked
She’s terrified of sitting near Gary Shandling… look how far over she is in her seat!
I was thinking the same thing
There’s a joke here about Alison Brie sitting between two sad, old men but I can’t quite figure it out…
Between Two Rotting Ferns
I’m going to option the massage story for a movie.
It only needs to be about 30 seconds long, I figure.
Is this the new NBC sitcom “Between Two Sad, Aging, Bloated Creeps” I keep hearing about?
isn´t it “two balloons and half a comedian”?
NBC: Here’s your chance to create a show where every week Alison Brie does something overtly sexual and tells an awesome story.
Wait, isn’t that Community?
She’s “travoltaing” the balloon. That’s hot!
Well played.
Having not seen Leno in, I don’t know, over a decade, I assume Garry Shandling just shows up? He’s like the Ed McMahon to Jay’s Johnny?
I feel like the only way I could like Alison more is if she… nope. No she seems pretty awesome as-is.
I hope Lindy West (who is great) doesn’t see her straight out of compton gif, or she’ll rant about hipster racism again.
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This was a huge disappointment. That fucking comedian kept trying to steal the camera and wouldnt shut the hell up and let Alison be the goddess we all know she is. That combined with Leno being an idiot and completely boring, and the fact that Alison didn’t even dress sexy and rehashed stories we’d already heard (except the massage story, which, again, Leno made awfully boring), made this a pretty forgettable appearance.
yeah, should have been awesome but it was car crash tv as those two old fuckers just didn’t let her get her rhythm. also, is leno got a nut allergy, cos his face looked like he was having an anaphylactic shock?
Can’t….stop…staring…at….gif.
“What do you want it to be?”
Well… a new change of pants for me now, please. Even hearing/seeing her say just that was incredibly hot.
If she had a penis, it would smell like flowers and be covered in glitter.
Seems to be a lot of speculation that she has lupus, and the steroids tend to make your face/body swell up.
Whoops, meant this for the Lark Voorhies thread