Alison Brie was on Conan last night because — I assume — these interviews are booked weeks in advance, and before it was moved, the “Community” finale was scheduled to air last night. Anyway, Brie didn’t get into “Community” or the firing of Dan Harmon or use any of the talking points provided to her by Sony. She had more pressing matters to discuss. For instance, her education. Alison went to the California Institute of the Arts. “It was wonderful. I got a great education.” For example, she took a class called “Queer Books.” The idea behind that class was to read the classics, and try and deduce which characters were secretly gay.
Oh, and no big deal, but clothing was optional at her school. It was very liberal, see. And sometimes, when the mood hit her, Alison Brie would just put on her sneakers and JOG NAKED THROUGH CAMPUS. Oh, and to cheer her roommate up, she’d occasionally, you know, hang outside of her window naked from a tree. Like a monkey. Like a naked monkey with a gorgeous body and wonderful heaving bosom.
Goddamn, I went to the wrong college. Here’s the video evidence:
If you don’t feel like watching the video, here’s Alison holding a strawberry between her cleavage because it’s a Friday before a long weekend, and by God, you deserve it.
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Come on internet, this is the 345th time Allison has mentioned showing off her lady parts in college. There have to be pictures out there.
Unfortunately for us, she went to school in the days before digital cameras were imbeded in everyone’s phone.
She’s the same age as me. Chances are, if she was as nude as she says she was someone would have taken a picture of it with…cameras..disposable ones even
I’ve always wondered about the place where Black Clock magazine originates and why it was the way it was. Brie hanging naked from a tree explains a lot.
I bet this story is completely true..I bet she was such a whore in college and fucked everyone and was just all nude all the time..I totally believe it because I have never been in the real world and totally believe everything pretty people say.
On one hand, I do feel like Alison Brie is just pandering to us the way Olivia Munn or Jaimie Alexander pander to geeks.
On the other hand, did you see those breasts?
I’m more of an ass man
yeah I’m getting tired of this “me so horny and naked” pandering. Gillian Jacobs who has shown her glorious tits is more down to earth and funny than Alison. Also Chevy was right.
Q: How many of her talent-less classmates wasted their money going to that school?
A: All of them.
Not true! I know a girl who went there and last I heard she had a great job working for the Census Bureau.
/actually she has a pair of gold records in her house and lives off residuals, so it doesn’t seem like CalArts was such a waste. She’s actually one of the coolest chicks I know.
The idea behind that class was to read the classics, and try and deduce which characters were secretly gay.
Ishmael. Dude goes into WAY too much detail about Queequeg’s body.
What about Mr. Darcy and Mr. Bingham. Those guys were so gay for each other. They spent their time riding around on horseback together looking at country estates.
Ishmael? More like “Licks Males”, amirite?!?!
Any character in Melville is, at worst, a very solid guess.
Holden Caufield, because who else would solicit a prostitute for conversation? Well, maybe a coked-up Tarantino, but other than that? Gays.
Captain Ahab is a size queen who keeps searching for some Moby Dick.
The article she wrote for Nerve about having sex with her gay male friend is awkwardly hot.
I’ve read that and my favorite part was when she basically admitted to being a slut.
My favorite part was where she talked about her lesbian hook-ups.
If I could travel back in time. I would not be to stop WWII, but to enroll at that college the same time she was there.
I also went back to read it and fell into the comments pit. They’re hilarious. Such ridiculous slut-shaming.
Sweet baby jesus.
She’s just trolling us now, isn’t she?
If I saw Alison Brie naked like a monkey, I’m not sure if I’d laugh at how adorable it would be or masterbate at how hot it would be (Eh, let’s be honest, I’d probably do both).
In other Community News, did everyone see that Megan Ganz signed on for the 4th season? Hurray!
OR, “did everyone see that Megan Ganz signed on for the 4th season? Hurray[?]“
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alison’s a fine fine looking woman but i have to admit i find the demure innocence and unintentional sexiness of annie more appealing than the more in-your-face sexiness of the actual alison brie. does that make me gay? discuss.
What’s most appealing is the duality of both in one person.
no it makes you a pederast. pervert.
heads back to pottery class GIF…
Just an FYI, when you say “she’d occasionally, you know, hang outside of her window naked from a tree”, then closely follow it with “Here’s the video evidence”, it’s misleading and will leave the reader with a sense of disappointment (and blue balls)
You are horribly mistaken on the meaning of the phrase “video evidence.”
I have to say, I’ve become more of a Britta fan than Annie in terms of looks. She’s got a nicer body.
Also, I think she’s troll baiting us. If she was as naked as she said she was, we’d have seen pictures by now. There’s ALWAYS pictures.
Nude conspiracies! Lyndon LaRouche was right!
After the 1-2 punch of goth barbie followed by the psychiatrist glasses/mesh shirt combo, I am now officially on Team Britta.
Gillian Jacobs is a hottie for sure (and all of us not completely stupid have seen her breasts) but Alison Brie is all-time Community winner. But I echo some of the comments in that, there must be some evidence of her nude shenanigans out there. BRING IT FORTH INTERNET.