[Zooey Deschanel is sitting alone in her apartment. Her phone vibrates to inform her she has a new email. In a message from Drew Barrymore titled "OMG ADORBS," she finds the above picture. Zooey is confused, and she turns to Siri for help.]
Zooey Deschanel: Siri, are those cats?
Siri: No, Zooey. Those are dogs.
Zooey Deschanel: Are you suuuure, Siri?
Siri: Yes, I am sure.
Zooey Deschanel: I don't know. They look like cats to me.
Siri: No. Those are corgis, a popular breed of dog known for their short, stubby legs and cheerful personality.
Zooey Deschanel: I love cats. Meow.
Siri: [sighs, rubs electronic temples]
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered.
Siri: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHO GETS TOMATO SOUP DELIVERED? MAKE IT YOURSELF. YOU CAN BUY IT ANYWHERE. IT COMES IN A CAN. JESUS.
Zooey Deschanel: You're being mean, Siri.
Siri: I hate you.
More pictures after the jump. All images via Obsessive Corgi Disorder unless otherwise noted.
Thanks to Ted for passing this video along. Have a great weekend, everybody.
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I would gladly watch a Ken Burns dvd box set on the Battle of the Ice Cube between adorable Corgi forces and their diabolical ice cube foes. Like for 20 hours straight before putting in disc 1 and starting that ride all over again.
Even though I see most of the pictures posted here during the week because I subscribe to about 1000 corgi related blogs and tumblrs, I still love this post as it’s usually a great wrap up of the week. And I still AWWWWW all of them.
I think we need that for an Abby Elliot Siri commercial
Look, there’s no denying that the commercial is dopey, but I’m a big fan of tomato soup and not putting on real shoes.
I’m also a big fan of an armful of corgi puppies. Want!
I prefer her commericial over the “coldzpacho” one. Samuel L. Jackson making risotto is just a silly concept.
I’m officially out of love with Zooey and that commercial was the last straw. I don’t often strike women, but when I do, it’s because they made stupid as shit iPhone commercials in which their quirkiness reaches diabetus levels. Stay angry, my friends.
I seriously cannot stop giggling like a schoolgirl.
An exasperated Siri does something to me, I guess.
Corgi > Zooey
#29 is freaking adorable.
I hate those new Siri commercials. Siri is a stuck up bitch who only works when celebrities need her.
Bandit versus the ice cube alleviated some of my MCA passing away pain. I’m gonna watch it on loop while I listen to “Sure Shot” for the rest of the weekend.
Campbell’s Condensed Tomato Soup. Made with half & half or heavy cream. Light dusting of oregano and a peanut butter sandwich. Get your ass in the kitchen.
The Siri Deschanel commercial was the moment that I decided she’s not being serious. She’s just messing with us at this point. She has to be. She just HAS to be.