
Since “Lost” went off the air in 2010, Matthew Fox has turned into a dick. A very muscular, throbbing, tattooed dick. First, in 2011, he MAYBE punched a female bus driver outside of a cabaret in Cleveland, Ohio. Then, just last month, he DEFINITELY got drunk and was arrested for driving under the influence in Oregon. (Guy really knows where to party).
But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, the bottom of which is a HATCH TO ANOTHER HATCH, because according to his “Lost” co-star, Dominic Monaghan, who played former-heroin addict Charlie, Fox also “beats women.not isolated incidents. often.” That is, of course, Twitter-speak, which is where Monaghan, after answering everyone’s questions about his 2008 movie I Sell the Dead, responded to a fan’s tweet to “holla” at Fox:

@omggbeccaa replied to Monaghan, not with an “OMG that’s awful,” but by saying, “I KNOW IT WAS WRONG BUT WHAT?! WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE GOOD TIMES YOU HAD TOGETHER?!” Rather than backing down and talking about the time he and Fox jammed out to “You All Everybody” for 14 straight hours, Monaghan wrote back with, “how do you know we ever did?you don’t know either of us.he beats women.not isolated incidents.often.not interested.” Obviously that’s a big accusation and this is a very serious issue, but WE HAVE TO GO *SMACK* is just there for the taking…



I enjoy a fit torso on a man, but that banner pic is nightmare fuel.
*You All Everybody
My bad. I was more of a Dirt Spigot fan anyway.
WTF, blank?
Still waiting for the LOST porn parody “Driveshaft”
“he beats women.not isolated incidents.often.”
Yet he never smacked any sense into Kate.
She sounds like one of those girls who still loves Chris Brown and says they would let him beat them up.
There’s gotta be a great movie vehicle out there for Mel Gibson, Chris Brown, and Matthew Fox. (And hopefully that vehicle rams into a bigger vehicle.)
I know the perfect driver for that vehicle.
He drives around, all over the town…
I’ve so missed Toonces. Really, appropriate for any post.
Toonces > Laser Cats
I hope his catchphrase in the above movie is “Looks like this fight is going to the…MATT!” followed by him breaking some guy’s neck with a guillotine move, and then judges get all pissed and turn their backs on him but then they don’t even kick him out of Kumite.
/sees everything through a Bloodsport filter.
//also hears all music through a Bloodsport filter.
[crosses fingers, hopes Danger Guerrero likes this comment]
This country would be a better place if the LGBT community were allowed to become wifebeaters.
The header of this post should really read: “Poorly Written by Josh”
And my comment to you is: FUCK OFF.
Seriously. Thanks for adding to the conversation.
That was in response to Jro, if it wasn’t abundantly clear.
If I wasn’t an awful human being, I’d hope no guy ever beats the shit out of the girls that make those stupid comments defending physically violent guys so they never know what it’s actually like to be in an abusive relationship. But since my brain goes straight to evil mode…
Not. Penny’s. Motorboat.
That girl in the background seems awfully casually dressed for what I assume is a caged death match in Bangkok.