
Fox has unveiled their fall schedule ahead of their upfront presentation, and their strategy mostly seems to be: If it ain’t broke, let’s milk it for another season. Like every other season of the last decade, Fox is building its schedule around “American Idol” and, now, “The X-Factor.” Despite dwindling ratings — in part because of the proliferation of “American Idol” copy-cats, INCLUDING “The X-Factor” — “American Idol” still remains the top rated show on network television, and the most profitable (“The X-Factor” is the second most profitable). How does Fox make them even MORE profitable with ratings decreases? Easy: Pad them out into two hours apiece (instead of 90 minutes followed by a low-rated sitcom). Will that mean more singing? No! Of course not. It’ll mean more product placement and more commercials, silly.
Meanwhile, the animation block — “The Simpsons,” “Family Guy,” “Bob’s Burgers,” and “The Cleveland Show” — will all return to fill out the Sunday night lineup. “House” is gone on Mondays, but it’ll be replaced by “Bones.” “My Boss,” a show starring Jordano Spiro as a surgeon trying to help the family pay back a debt to the mob, will follow at 9 EST in the fall. Kevin Bacon’s new show, “The Following” — about a complicated relationship between an FBI agent and a serial killer he captured — will hold that slot in the spring.
Tuesday is the only semi-interesting night on their schedule. “Raising Hope” moves to 8 EST, “New Girl” holds its slot at 9 EST, and sandwiched in between will be the new entry, “Ben and Kate” about adult siblings who raise a child together. At 9:30, Mindy Kaling’s new show, the OBYN office comedy, “It’s Messy” (or as I like to call it, “Splashy Vagina”) will premiere. As soon as Fox said they were eying a Mindy Kaling show, everyone pretty much knew it would be paired with Zooey Deschanel’s show. It makes quirky girl sense.
Wednesday will see “The X-Factor” in the fall and “American Idol” in the spring for two full hours. It should also be noted that Demi Lovato and Britney Spears will be announced as new judges of “The X-Factor.” Thursday, meanwhile, will have one-hour results shows, which is totally, completely absurd. They will be followed by “Glee,” which moves from Tuesday to Thursday. Oh, and Kate Hudson and Sarah Jessica Parker will have recurring roles in the next season of “Glee.”
Friday sees “Fringe” finish out its series run, followed by “Touch,” Keifer Sutherland’s mid-season replacement which has already been shuffled to the network television death zone. “Hell’s Kitchen” will replace “Fringe” in the spring.
It’s a fairly staid schedule without a lot of new programming. Once the preview clips are made available to Mindy Kaling’s show and Kevin Bacon’s drama, we’ll have them for you if they’re worth seeing.
Here’s the full schedule in fewer words.
MONDAY
“Bones,” 8:00 p.m. ET
“The Mob Doctor,” 9:00 p.m. ET
“The Following,” (midseason)
TUESDAY
“Raising Hope,” 8:00 p.m. ET
“Ben and Kate,” 8:30 p.m. ET
“New Girl,” 9:00 p.m. ET
“The Mindy Project,” 9:30 p.m. ET
“The Goodwin Games,” (midseason) TBD
WEDNESDAY
“The X Factor,” 8:00 p.m. ET
“American Idol,” 8:00 p.m. ET (midseason)
THURSDAY
“The X Factor,” Results 8:00 p.m. ET
“American Idol,” Results 8:00 p.m. ET (midseason)
“Glee,” 9 p.m. ET
FRIDAY
“Touch,” 8:00 p.m. ET
“Fringe,” 9:00 p.m. ET
“Hell’s Kitchen,” (midseason) TBD
SATURDAY
“Fox Sports Saturday,” 7:00 p.m. ET
“Cops,” (midseason) TBD
SUNDAY
“NFL Game,” 7:00 p.m. ET
“Animation Domination,” 7:00 p.m. ET
“The OT,” 7:30 p.m. ET
“The Cleveland Show”, 7:30 p.m. ET
“The Simpsons,” 8:00 p.m. ET
“Bob’s Burgers,” 8:30 p.m. ET
“Family Guy,” 9:00 p.m. ET
“American Dad,” 9:30 p.m. ET



Mindy Kaling is pretty hot for being non American.
Is Jordan Shapiro’s show really called “My Boss”? She goes from My Boys to My Boss? That’s kind of funny, no? No? It’s not funny? Damn, I really thought it was funny.
Have we fully examined whether she is attractive or not? I feel like she’s the kinda girl that if I met in real life I’d think “she’s pretty cute”, but compared to others on TV, she’s “Hollywood plain-looking.”
I don’t understand Friday night as a death zone. People who want to spend on something other than a babysitter every week and internet shut-ins have to have some demographic cache.
(give
usthem Alcatraz, they get it)They Red Box and Netflix.
Even before I had a baby, I spent a lot of Friday nights putzing around at home. I did always assume, though, that the entire world was out partying and getting wasted and living life to the fullest except me.Maybe I was wrong.
I’m so happy for Mindy. Not only is she getting her own show, but she’s escaping the sinking ship that is The Office.
(FREE ED HELMS NEXT.)
Dustin, you are the absolute worst when it comes to names. It’s Jordana Spiro.
Who the hell names their kid Jordano Spiro? You know what I like to do? I like to change their names to something that sounds like a real name.
(Noted and corrected, btw. Thanks)
With Fox’s new deal with the UFC I was hoping for a buddy comedy cross promotion starring Anderson Silva and Chael Sonnen. One day maybe.
The only things they did to make me happy: Bob’s Burgers will return! And they gave Fringe 13 more episodes.
Weird part: After this week’s season finale I would have been okay with them ending it there. For a season finale it was a pretty good series finale. Now I’m afraid it’ll be anti-climactic, like when Buffy died in season 5 finale then they renewed the show for season 6. The series finale wasn’t near as cool as the season 5 finale.
Thank goodness for Bob’s Burgers. I still enjoy American Dad. Looks like I’ll just be watching Fox on Sunday nights, cause oh you know i’m now watching 5 other shows that night or anything.
Also, I’ll give Mindy’s show a try. I’ve been meaning to check out New Girl too, since they switched black guys on us. Damn, I have so many shows.
They should move up “Ben and Kate” a half hour so it can be “BEN AND KATE AT EIGHT!” HA HAHAHAHAHA