
Here is a video of Idris Elba explaining why he named his production company Green Door. If you’ve always wanted to hear Stringer Bell talk about porn and say words like “ejaculation” in his natural British accent, then this is the video for you. If you haven’t always wanted to hear Stringer Bell talk about porn and say words like “ejaculation” in his natural British accent, on the other hand, you are a joyless cretin and it would be OK with me if you got shot in an abandoned Baltimore building by a gay, “Farmer in the Dell” whistling, stick-up artist and a well-read, bespectacled, New York hitman.
The story, as you can probably imagine, is a little NSFW, but it is also a little delightful, so maybe weigh the pros and cons of that a little before you hit play. Your call.



But for real, more porn should have seven-minute cum shots.
I don’t have time to watch 7 and a half minutes of porn.
End up looking like the dude from Thinner after.
Seven minute cumshots and seven minute drum solos. How did people get anything done in the ’70s?
Is Idris Elba’s next movie a porn film? Is that what he says in the video I can’t watch at work? I think I’ll just spend the rest of the afternoon assuming that’s exactly what he says in that video because that would be AWESOME.
I think I could just have a loop of Idris Elba saying “porno” in a British accent and be perfectly happy.
Yo String! Where Wallace at??
/D’Angelo’ed
A British black dude saying “aksed” is so many different kinds of awesome that I lost count.
Sidebar: Idris is also some sort of reggaeton rapper – [www.youtube.com]
That could have only been improved if he were to have stopped, mid-story, and taken a sip of malt liquor from a tea cup.
I guess I’m gonna have to see this porno, now. Thanks a lot, Elba.
While we’re talking about the wire… (sorta)
Does anyone else think Bodie (J.D Williams) looks exactly like Russel Westbrook?
/late to the party
The lip lick after he says “interracial relationship” is especially pleasing to this white girl’s ladyparts.
It’s kind of odd that I saw that he named his company “Green Door” in the first sentence of the post and immediately went “like as in ‘Behind the Green Door’?”
To be fair I haven’t actually seen it. I went to San Francisco for a show and the venue was right near the strip club that the brothers who made the film owned. It might actually have been filmed there.
I’m plumping up over here, oy am.