
It was a busy night for the Fox Network ahead of next week’s upfronts, as they made several announcements regarding returning shows, shows not returning, and a few new pick-ups, neither of which were a surprise. Let’s break it down:
Renewals: “Touch” — The renewal of Kiefer Sutherland’s new wishy-washy, “Touched by an Autistic Math Genius” drama was not a huge surprise. Ratings were solid, but buzz was not high. I gave it a semi-positive review after its debut, but at the time, my wife had just given birth to twin girls. Never trust a new father’s judgement when it comes to sappy television. I haven’t watched the show since, nor do I have any intention of doing so in the future.
Cancellations: “The Finder” and “Alcatraz” — J.J. Abrams is two for four in developing new series since “Lost.” “Person of Interest” and, for a while anyway, “Fringe” were hits (and both are still on the air). Meanwhile, “Undercovers” and now “Alcatraz” have been canceled. “Alcatraz,” besides giving Hurley a job, was kind of a dippy time-travel, prison procedural, sort of a J.J. Abrams blender of elements. Meanwhile, the “Bones” spin-off, “The Finder,” never found much of an audience, so it will not return. It is interesting to note, however, that both “Alcatraz” and canceled “Terra Nova” had higher ratings than “Touch,” and yet it’s the Kiefer show that moves on.
Pick-Ups: “It’s Messy,” “The Goodwin Games,” “Ben & Kate,” and “The Following”: “It’s Messy” is an awful title for a show about an OBGYN (Mindy Kaling), but there was never any doubt that Fox would land this show and likely pair it with “New Girl.” B.J. Novak will exec produce along with Kaling, who is also writing and starring in the show. Chris Messina also stars, and Bill Hader, Ed Helms and Richard Schiff will guest star in the pilot.
Fox picked up two other comedies. “Ben & Kate” is about a new mother whose brother moves in to become her nanny, and stars Lucy Punch, Maggie Jones and Echo Kellum. “The Goodwin Games” comes from “How I Met Your Mother” creators Carter Bays and Craig Thomas. It stars Scott Foley and Becki Newton, and it’s about two siblings who inherit their father’s large fortune so long as they play by his rules.
Finally, Fox also picked up Kevin Bacon’s serial killer drama, “The Following.” The show is about the complex relationship between a serial killer (James Purefoy) and a damaged FBI agent who took him down (Kevin Bacon). Natalie Zea and Maggie Grace also star.



Oh, Scott Foley. You were so ridiculously hot in The Unit.
Dashing good looks aside, had The Unit not focused on the home front aspect as much and more on the “pew pew”, it may have lived longer. I really liked that show for the most part. Cerrano was a bad ass SarMaj.
His name is PRESIDENT David Palmer and you will address him as such!
@Spesholl- You couldn’t be more correct. I used to mute the tv and do something else any time one of the wives except Tiffy. I HATE Molly Blane and her one dimensional indignant look she gives everytime something goes wrong. LIKE GIVING AWAY YOUR LIFE SAVINGS TO A SCAMMER. I hate you so much Molly.
I loved him on Scrubs.
#TeamNotWinona
Keep Touch, cancel Alcatraz…Classic FOX
Scumbag Fox!
My guess: Production costs. I haven’t watched a second of “Touch”, but Alcatraz had SF location shooting and occasional special effects. Touch seems to me like it’s all actor (and retread plot) based. Terra Nova absolutely cost too much for what they got back.
Still, I’ll miss Alcatraz. At least until Fox comes up with another sci-fi show that they can dangle in front of me before inevitably canceling it.
Don’t worry, Abrams will be back with a sci-fiey show set in something like a Chuck E. Cheese’s where Hurley will be the poor sap dressed up like a rat, singing to kids on ther birthdays. Will there be Lost references? YOU BETCHUR ASS THERE WILL BE!
Goddamit, I stuck with Alcatraz.
Yeah, but you knew better. This is the one I’ll miss too.
I endorse Natalie Zea getting a show because it reduces the chances Winona will pop up on Justified and RUIN ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING.
Can we take up a collection to produce a billion pilots starring Sarah Wayne Callies now?
To be fair, it’s gotta be really hard to come up with a network TV-friendly title to a show about an OBGYN.
Congrats on the twin girls, by the way. I’m sure you haven’t slept at all since they were born. But I’m sure it will be easier when they are teenagers.
For shame, sir. Can’t you see this man has suffered enough?
To be fair, it’s gotta be really hard to come up with a network TV-friendly title to a show about an OBGYN.
“Stir Up Trouble”
“Down In It”
“Doctor… Doctor”
“The Big Why”
“Valley Girl”
“Smear Campaign”
“At Your Cervix”
I could go on but my coffee is getting cold.
Ummm….
“Fapper John, MD”
“Just one of the GYNs”
“Privates Practice”
“Family…Planning…Guy?”
“The Late Late Period with Craig Ferguson”
“AfterB*I*R*T*H”
I liked Alcatraz, but not enough to be particularly bummed about its cancellation.
And I’m too excited about Mindy’s show getting picked up. ESPECIALLY if it’s also going to feature my preppy/dorky TV boyfriend, Ed Helms.
Any respect I might have had for “Mindy” went out the window when I learned her real name is Vera Chokalingam. Trying to sound white, much?
That name wouldn’t have played so well in Junior High. “Mindy Kaling” is fine.
I like “The Finder” and think it would really well on USA where “Character Matters” what with the big black guy, hot latina cop, quirky blonde gypsy teen chick and doofus white guy set in a semi-tropical local with lots of sweat and cleavage.
I’ve never watched The Finder, but from what I’ve read about it, it sounds like the archetypal USA show.
Cloaca – I wouldn’t have thought of that, but now that you say it, it makes perfect sense.
Synopsis of a generic episode of Touch:
Sutherland runs after his kid yelling JAKE!!!JAKE!!! for about 42 minutes.
And the kid, despite being stuck in an institution with little contact with the outsite world, somehow solves a murder in Pakistan by drawing a pinwheel.
You forgot 9/11. Gotta mention 9/11 in there somewhere.
I know the kid has autism, but fuck is that kid ever an asshole. “Jake, don’t go into that man’s house.” “Jake, don’t go into his bedroom.” “Jake, unlock the door” “Jake, don’t go out that fire escape”
For fuck sakes buy a leash already.
I’m mostly bummed about the Alcatraz cancellation because I only stuck with it for the payoff, which there wasn’t even a hint of in the season finale. I didn’t particularly like the show, but I certainly didn’t hate it and I was looking forward to the silly explanation as to why a prison full of inmates time-warped into the future.
Thats exactly why I kept watching! Now I wish I could get all those hours back.
Somebody needs to explain the appeal of Lucy Punch to me- I just don’t get it.
Alcatraz with Fringe on Fridays. How is that a lay-up??
*not a lay-up.
Please let all that show jumping mean that The Office will finally close.
The Following sounds interesting. Reckon I’ll give that a looksee. If nothing else, it’ll be nice to see Maggie Grace back on TV.